We used to bird sh*t folks-Let me explain take a tube of toothpaste and put a big glob on the ceiling above where they sleep..Slowly but surely the paste will fall and Splat land on there heads..They wake up rubbing there faces and I sit in the corner and make random bird noisesU wanna make it really interesting and piss them off add sum Blue ink from a pen to the toothpaste and then u can say they got sh*t on by an bluebird noises included but 4am and ur wiping toothpaste and ink all over ur face befor u relize what’s going on..Just make sure ur good friends lmao I’ve seen it go bad befor..Cool story bro I know