Georgia Invasion on TN River during game

[tim]

Where is Marianne?

They don’t deserve her, it’s UGA.

 

[Manchester Vol]

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Time to enlist the Vol Navy!

Mine the river!

 

[Manchester Vol]

Mine the river!

Don’t let them get our booty!

 

[GordonC]

Mary Ann Convo >>>>> Dumass Georgia Boaters Convo

 

[BDHVOL]

I think this is Capitalism at it’s finest. Bilking Dawg fans out of $150 apiece to go nowhere. Spyre should take this over and offer it to all our visitors and put the money towards NIL.

 

[BruisedOrange]

Is this gonna be another Marietta Boat Lift ?

(...for those old enough to remember.)

 

[Mccage]

Get about 5 of those dam wakeboats fill em up and make their little boat ride bumpy

 

[spyfish007]

Print them directions to Norris!

 

[Smokymtnbullet]

There was a dude that had 2 pirate ships docked on Loudon.We need. him and a crew clad in orange and flying checkerboard flags following them around.I was fishing one day and they rounded a bend,it was a WTH moment for sure.

 

[feathersax]

1 boat? Quite the invasion

Bring your dawg oars.

 

[Special Ed]

They must have figured it's harder for the highway patrol to pull over a speeding boat than a speeding car.

 

[cherokeeeVOL]

All we have to do is have enough boats docked that they have nowhere to go.

 

[VolsnRavens]

Hope the Dawgtanic gets a great Big Orange welcome...

 

[VOLnMiami]

200 grown ass men on a boat barking at people

 

[kcvols1]

There must be a mobile or shore-based artillery piece at the Marine Corps Reserve station across the river from Sequoyah Park.

Anybody here good at trigonometry?

 

[Otis07]

Hope the boat sinks, and everyone has a life jacket

 

[BruisedOrange]

The only problem I would have with it is if they aren't leaving their Jawja money in Tennessee.

But I guess Chattanooga is the nearest (to Georgia) access point to the Tennessee River, and if the boat is pre-stocked with food and beverage, then all their money should stay in the Volunteer State. And I suppose they are also paying a docking fee.

Bring it on, Dawgs. You can hold a wake in your wake on your way back downstream, then $leep it off in Chattanooga.
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[Vol524]

The VOL NAVY needs to fill the docks up before the Dawgs get there. They will have nowhere to tie up too.

 

[HooahVol]

Thanks guys, this thread is the reason I come to Volnation. A hilarious way to start the day.

 

[Benjh1028]

I spend a lot of time on Lanier and hartwell. I can confirm your statement, and add they'll probably sink. Only thing worse than Georgia drivers, is Georgia boaters

+1

 

[Special Ed]

Will someone please alert Tennessee Border Patrol that we are no longer accepting refugees from south of our border?
Fart gas grenades, mustard bottles and golf balls are authorized means of deterrence.

 

[BruisedOrange]

I think Tennessee Riverkeeper needs to show up with 360° pee-cams and citation books, and TWRA needs to contact NOAA to apply their Red Tide Algal Bloom satellite sensor system to warn fisherman downstream until the DawgNation pee-cursion and vomitous lament has passed safely into the Ohio River (...or, at least, into Alabama).

 

[2EastTnVols]

Cute that they are attempting to copy one of the most unique traditions in all of sports.

But based on what I've seen of boaters in Georgia, if they can find Neyland Stadium it'll be a miracle. Think "Caddyshack".

Go Vols.

 

[lukeneyland]

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Time to enlist the Vol Navy!

Sink the bastards

 

[Gandalf]

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Yeah, their 3 hour tour is definitely going to end up with their whole program shipwrecked!