Goodbye

[UT IE 95]

Dan's a picker, a grinner, a lover, and a sinner. He's a joker, a smoker, and a mid-night toker.

 

[TopsideVol]

Dan sucks

 

[Souce]

Dan, I will NEVER forget what you did!

 

[Souce]

You SOB!

 

[malinoisvol]

A song for Dan.

 

[joevol33]

I literally haven't cussed in like 23 years, but Dan is pushing my buttons!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I haven’t cussed in 23 seconds, but Dan is really starting to wear my patience thin.

 

[Souce]

Dan, look what you've done to us!

 

[508mikey]

Dan

 

[NEVolFan]

Never met him... but damit I have feelings about him...

 

[Souce]

Dan is Dan Wolken.

 

[Weezer]

Why are you guys still obsessing over this wannabe ass hole? Screw Dan! We don't want him back! Wipe him off your feet like a dog turd and move on!


We need to change our focus to @Behr !

 

[Tin Man]

We need to change our focus to @Behr !

So, Weez, is @Behr being a Nancy, a Heather, an Elizabeth, or ?

 

[joevol33]

Dan is probably the reason Atlanta traffic sucks!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Dan is what’s holding up building the wall.

 

[Tin Man]

Dan is what’s holding up building the wall.

No, Dan's the guy in Lafayette Square shouting towards the White House, "Concrete wall from sea to shining sea!"

 

[UT IE 95]

I work over here at the clinic and just got off the phone with Dan's life partner. Dan is considering coming back.

 

[Tin Man]

Dan's life partner.

So, Dan and partner have a "thing" about marriage? Been there, done that, not going around, again? Never gonna put a ring on it? If it's good enough for Kurt and Goldie, it's good enough for them? Still on the down low, posing as roommates?

Dan is considering coming back.

Well, after the exit thread, Dan will catch some shizzle. If Dan's unable to bear up under the deluge to be heaped upon him, advise him to wait until he's willing and able to suffer slings and arrows a plenty.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Naw, tell Dan he will be warmly welcomed back with open arms.

 

[malinoisvol]

Is @dan4vols really @Behr? Or, is @Behr really @dan4vols?

Enquiring minds want to know.

 

[Tin Man]

Enquiring minds want to know.

Yes. We want to know.

 

[Tin Man]

Naw, tell Dan he will be warmly welcomed back with open arms.

Not all of VN are 'Zoners, man....

 

[hmanvolfan]

Not all of VN are 'Zoners, man....

 

[UT IE 95]

So, Dan and partner have a "thing" about marriage? Been there, done that, not going around, again? Never gonna put a ring on it? If it's good enough for Kurt and Goldie, it's good enough for them? Still on the down low, posing as roommates?

Dan has many partners. But only one life partner. Dan will have to explain it when he returns.

 

[508mikey]

I'm blaming that jerk Dan for this cold and snow