Greatest Movie Rants

#55
#55
Always loved this mini-rant on Johnny Fontaine:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbZEkFLXh9Y[/youtube]
 
#56
#56
Ben Stiller on Envy:

No. No reason. No. I mean, nothing I can think of.

I mean...

you know, other than every day I get into my little ****-box car

and there he is, with the wind in his hair...

on his great big shiny horse.

And I drive off to do what? To make sandpaper.

To make paper with sand on it.

I'd love to see you try to turn your weasely little mouth into a fake smile,

day after day after day...

while waving toodly-*******-do to your best friend,

who's rearing up on a big white horse like he's the Lone Ranger.

Then I'd like to see your performance chart,

you beady-eyed little shrimp-boat bastard!

[Voice cracks] Is that a reason?

I mean, is that a reason?
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