Ground By The Pound

#51
#51
Before we get too cocky and create ridiculous names for the runners. maybe we need to be certain there is someone to block for these runners. Last year we were supposed to have the "best OL" in the SEC and they fell far short of that title.

Let's hold the celebrating down until we tear up a good SEC defense for over 200 yards rushing. We aren't there yet, regardless of what we "see" in spring ball.
 
#52
#52
1982Alum said:
Before we get too cocky and create ridiculous names for the runners. maybe we need to be certain there is someone to block for these runners. Last year we were supposed to have the "best OL" in the SEC and they fell far short of that title.

Let's hold the celebrating down until we tear up a good SEC defense for over 200 yards rushing. We aren't there yet, regardless of what we "see" in spring ball.
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You're talking perfect sense, let there be no doubts about that. However, it's off-season, being football deprived, and without a viable alternative since wives and girlfriends are probably just worn out, we're certifiably insane. Without a safe outlet for the craziness, we might engage in activities known and unknown to be illegal. That said, the existence of VN is a perfect outlet for such deprived creatures as we.
So there you have it, your perfect sense is counterproductive to the well-being of those of us who're victims of the mutant strain of the Vols pathogen. Quite frankly, there's no cure for the condition. So you Hurd it here first, we're not going to Lane down and take your perfect sense. The inoculation doesn't work anyway.

So says the weatherman, the whether man says.
 
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#53
#53
Woods doesn't bother me...and it doesn't hurt to have the Armada of the Nebulus Loompa as our underwater ally. :thumbsup:
 
#54
#54
butchna said:
Woods doesn't bother me...and it doesn't hurt to have the Armada of the Nebulus Loompa as our underwater ally. :thumbsup:
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Yeah Aquaman and Namor took it pretty hard when I told them we were cutting military ties with them.
 
#56
#56
WoodsmanVol said:
You're talking perfect sense, let there be no doubts about that. However, it's off-season, being football deprived, and without a viable alternative since wives and girlfriends are probably just worn out, we're certifiably insane. Without a safe outlet for the craziness, we might engage in activities known and unknown to be illegal. That said, the existence of VN is a perfect outlet for such deprived creatures as we.
So there you have it, your perfect sense is counterproductive to the well-being of those of us who're victims of the mutant strain of the Vols pathogen. Quite frankly, there's no cure for the condition. So you Hurd it here first, we're not going to Lane down and take your perfect sense. The inoculation doesn't work anyway.

So says the weatherman, the whether man says.
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Luckily for me drinking is legal.
 
#59
#59
Add Picket and Young and Hill and any other running back I left out and call them the Legion of Doom!
 
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#61
WoodsmanVol said:
Word’s been Hurd is 227lbs. At one point, a sharp 235lbs was claimed.
What’s been proven, in practice at least, not on a court but field tested, is the Hurd thunders, gashes, and flashes.

Marlins are normally ocean-going, but one hanging out at the banks of the Tennessee river is said to be a 216lbs specimen now. Seen running up and down the riverbank, claiming authoritarian rule of the running lanes.

Perhaps it’s significant that we’re playing cattle first game of the season. Chili, hotdogs, and hamburgers being gameday staples, ground beef is a main ingredient. A Marlin running with a Hurd? A bovine and fish collaboration to wreck havoc on all other beasts they encounter? Stranger things have happened.

What can such a tandem be called? Smash and dash? Flash and splash? Hermes and Harm? Quick and Silver? Club and Spear? Perhaps it's more relevant they just be Ground by the Pound.
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I just hope our QB is not chopped Liver.:)
 
#62
#62
thebjd said:
DC has the best villains:)
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More colorful to be sure :eek:k:...physically The Joker or the Penguin would suffer in Lawson workouts...especially in their nonbreathing,aerodynamically disastrous outfits. Rhino,Juggernaut and Sabretooth...on the other foot :aggressive:
 
#63
#63
butchna said:
More colorful to be sure :eek:k:...physically The Joker or the Penguin would suffer in Lawson workouts...especially in their nonbreathing,aerodynamically disastrous outfits. Rhino,Juggernaut and Sabretooth...on the other foot :aggressive:
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hmmmm

Marlin Lane = Rhino
Jalen Hurd = Juggernaut
Devrin Young = Blue Streak
Justin Pickett = Sabretooth
Alden Hill = Hammerhead
Derrel Scott = Speed Demon

Seems about right.
 
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