Haiku/poem thread (VOLS by fiddy)

[Manchester Vol]

Since they seem to be getting spread out, could we consolidate them here? And I know there are some good OG Coach Heup memes out there too...

Way more orange than red today
Weather's gonna be O.K.
Wolfpack's in for a real big fight
They think they gon' be alright

It don't matter

VOLS by fiddy

Tennessee will win
Much to the Wolfpack chagrin
An easy VOL day

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

And that was before coffee with my pup snorting in my face

Mine was a poem... Hence the '/poem'.

But I do suck at English.

And we do have one haiku, so kudos.

 

[LordBolton]

There once was a team called the Vols
Whose coach had a huge set of balls.
I bet a thousand bucks
That the Wolfpack sux
Vols by fiddy and I'm rich, y'alls!

 

[ftsandersvol]

Nico and Sampson
Going to tear the Wolfpack
A brand new *sshole

 

[25vol]

Remembered this post from earlier so I made a Birthday Haiku. I’ve always loved these after my time in Japan and using it to help me learn Japanese. This one is technically not allowed in Japanese haiku since traditionally rhyming is not allowed.

Born at 10:51,
Vols scored fiddy, just for fun!
51-10, what a win!

Go Big Orange.