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Harbaughs Spring Takes One Small Step For Players
If youre afraid of space travel, dont bother playing for Jim Harbaugh and his Michigan Wolverines. Next spring, Michigan will travel to the moon for a portion of their allotted practice time.
We wanted to go to Mars, Harbaugh explained in a phone interview from the Huntsville Space Center. The trip was too long. Our AD said the season would be over, so we gave up on that.
Harbaugh likes to take recruits on trips during a portion of spring practice. Among the reasons is the fact that Ann Arbor is one of the most awful places on the Earth. Try convincing recruits to live there when they could be, well frankly, anywhere else in the world. Or on another world. Which brings us back to the spring.
Listen, most of our recruits, theyre pretty clueless anyway. We wouldnt have a chance at getting them to play for us if they werent, Harbaugh said with the sound of NASA crew rattling around behind him. They wont know the difference in the moon and Italy. But, you know, we make certain theyre not going to get sick or something from the space travel.
Harbaugh has instituted a testing system that includes, among other things, a motion sickness test where one of the assistant line coaches holds the recruit by the feet upside down and swings him around and around. Two kickers who barfed almost immediately have already had offers rescinded.
Harbaugh is still scheming and plotting, trying to do anything he can to find one or two players that are at least mediocre.
We just have to distract them and try to get them to not realize that if they play for us, theyre going to have to actually live here. We dont want them to think about that. The moon is better. Much better.
If youre afraid of space travel, dont bother playing for Jim Harbaugh and his Michigan Wolverines. Next spring, Michigan will travel to the moon for a portion of their allotted practice time.
We wanted to go to Mars, Harbaugh explained in a phone interview from the Huntsville Space Center. The trip was too long. Our AD said the season would be over, so we gave up on that.
Harbaugh likes to take recruits on trips during a portion of spring practice. Among the reasons is the fact that Ann Arbor is one of the most awful places on the Earth. Try convincing recruits to live there when they could be, well frankly, anywhere else in the world. Or on another world. Which brings us back to the spring.
Listen, most of our recruits, theyre pretty clueless anyway. We wouldnt have a chance at getting them to play for us if they werent, Harbaugh said with the sound of NASA crew rattling around behind him. They wont know the difference in the moon and Italy. But, you know, we make certain theyre not going to get sick or something from the space travel.
Harbaugh has instituted a testing system that includes, among other things, a motion sickness test where one of the assistant line coaches holds the recruit by the feet upside down and swings him around and around. Two kickers who barfed almost immediately have already had offers rescinded.
Harbaugh is still scheming and plotting, trying to do anything he can to find one or two players that are at least mediocre.
We just have to distract them and try to get them to not realize that if they play for us, theyre going to have to actually live here. We dont want them to think about that. The moon is better. Much better.
