Headline if Vols pull upset for the ages

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#103
"Tennessee does the impossible, but Volnation users still wanted a freshman quarterback to play. "
 
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#110
The elephants have been caged!

In other related news of the defeat,

Lane Kiffin comments "I would not have been able to console the team as I could not find enough family members to be 'hosts'"

Wal Mart announces in a terrible pr move that " we will be giving away toothbrushes and mouthwash to kill the taste of this bitter defeat"

Casey Clausen comments "Would have won by two more touchdown" appearing trite and bitter.

Peyton Manning says "Free Pizza for everyone!"

"The Governor of Alabama's trailer has been burned down"

Rioting has ensued at the Univ. of Al campus and the campus laboratories have all been destroyed. Drugs shortages have reported all over the state.

Nick Saban has been ran out of the state and accepts the coaching position of the Texas Wronghorns and recruits 37 players.

Budweiser sales have risen 1450 percent over the weekend according to sales numbers in Alabama liquor stores. Work has been called off for the week as no one can function WITHOUT the beer.

Someone in the Alabama press writes .... *THAT is news in itself* that "Vols Rool" It is a start at least. Even though it was carved in a rock in Tuscaloosa square it signifies the wheel may be coming soon along with fire.
 
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Rudy123 said:
I want Bama to lose BUT I also want to keep the National Championship in the S.E.C. footprint.....So, a loss by "O Bama" would almost certainly take them out of the National title contention.

Let's win and get ourselves in a New Years Day bowl game!!!!!
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Maybe you don't understand this rivalry...It's my hope that Alabama never wins another game, much less a national championship. Maybe you should be a Vanderbilt fan instead...we have no use for you here.
 
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