Help Nerd prepare for the bar.

#276
#276
Sorry to hear that Nerd. I'm going to blame Voxx. Is it okay if I blame Voxx?




WTF Voxx? Why did you have play all those basketball games when Nerd should have been studying?
 
#277
#277
Nerd, pick yourself up and dust yourself off, brother. Don't dwell. Immediately register for the next one and begin preparing.
 
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#279
#279
Nerd-Vol said:
Thanks. It's just real embarrassing and disappointing. Especially embarrassed and disappointed when I think about my folks who loaned me hard earned money to take the bar and prep course, and I didn't do enough to pass.
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Cheesy I know....but

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Now.......with that said the fapping advice is very very good. Would offer some material but then this would get moved to the pub and locked.
 
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Nerd-Vol said:
Sadly I have to retake it. I've never been this sad, dissapointed or embarrassed in my life. There is not a hole deep, dark nor desolate enough for me to crawl into and just disappear.
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I'm sure others have probably said this, but it'll be okay. There's nothing for you to be embarrassed about. It's a hard test and many haven't passed it the first go around. And it's okay to be sad and disappointed for the moment, but don't let it swallow you up. Be proud of yourself for making it to where you have, and know, you will go a lot further. And don't bs yourself about your parents being disappointed. I guarantee you fill their hearts with pride. Just remember, now you have a better understanding for next time you take the test. Sample tests are all good, but having been through the real thing, you'll be bettered prepared.




And on a less serious note, your last statement, you've obviously never seen the star of the Tijuana Donkey Show. Take a 2x4 so you don't fall in too deep. :)
 
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#281
reVOLving door said:
I don't know you, personally, but a man named NerdVol will undoubtedly pull himself up by his bootstraps and mercilessly destroy that feeble, standardized exam the next time around...
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Kind words.

Now stfu and gtfo!


I'm sorry, it had to be done.
 
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Nerd-Vol said:
Thanks. I'm probably gonna make some big changes for how and namely where I study for the next one.
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If you lack discipline, I suggest you let Yankee move in with you for a while. Being verbally abused by a dwarf my be exactly what you need, brah.
 
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Yo Nerd - On something like this, it's all out friggin' war - envision the knife fight scene in Saving Private Ryan when Mellish is fighting for his life hand to hand with that German. Eye gouging, finger biting, choking, screaming fight for your life. THAT's how hard you have to fight for this. If you truly want it, start right now, go to a place where no-one can find you. Take a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, a six-pack of cokes and study until the sun goes down - then study more. Then study more. Then study even more. Don't study with anyone else - F them - it's your future on the line. You gotta want it so bad it friggin hurts you to the core. If you want it that bad, then you will make it.

Do you want it that bad? Are you willing to fight that hard?
 
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Professor Nono said:
Yo Nerd - On something like this, it's all out friggin' war - envision the knife fight scene in Saving Private Ryan when Mellish is fighting for his life hand to hand with that German. Eye gouging, finger biting, choking, screaming fight for your life. THAT's how hard you have to fight for this. If you truly want it, start right now, go to a place where no-one can find you. Take a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, a six-pack of cokes and study until the sun goes down - then study more. Then study more. Then study even more. Don't study with anyone else - F them - it's your future on the line. You gotta want it so bad it friggin hurts you to the core. If you want it that bad, then you will make it.

Do you want it that bad? Are you willing to fight that hard?
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wtf, seriously
 
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Professor Nono said:
Yo Nerd - On something like this, it's all out friggin' war - envision the knife fight scene in Saving Private Ryan when Mellish is fighting for his life hand to hand with that German. Eye gouging, finger biting, choking, screaming fight for your life. THAT's how hard you have to fight for this. If you truly want it, start right now, go to a place where no-one can find you. Take a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, a six-pack of cokes and study until the sun goes down - then study more. Then study more. Then study even more. Don't study with anyone else - F them - it's your future on the line. You gotta want it so bad it friggin hurts you to the core. If you want it that bad, then you will make it.

Do you want it that bad? Are you willing to fight that hard?
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Who the hell are you?
 
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Professor Nono said:
Yo Nerd - On something like this, it's all out friggin' war - envision the knife fight scene in Saving Private Ryan when Mellish is fighting for his life hand to hand with that German. Eye gouging, finger biting, choking, screaming fight for your life. THAT's how hard you have to fight for this. If you truly want it, start right now, go to a place where no-one can find you. Take a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, a six-pack of cokes and study until the sun goes down - then study more. Then study more. Then study even more. Don't study with anyone else - F them - it's your future on the line. You gotta want it so bad it friggin hurts you to the core. If you want it that bad, then you will make it.

Do you want it that bad? Are you willing to fight that hard?
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No, not that bad.
 
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