Hispanics and Buddhists are Evil

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fl0at said:
Did your new order transcend fast food?
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I ordered a side of total consciouness the other day from the same guy. In typical fast food employee fashion, he forgot to put it in my bag at the drive-thru.

I called to complain, but the manager only responded in soothing chants. I felt cheated that I couldn't go all Charlie Sheen on him. Wait, isn't his real last name of hispanic origin? Estevez maybe? It's a dang conspiracy, I tell you!
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#31
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JayVols said:
I ordered a side of total consciouness the other day from the same guy. In typical fast food employee fashion, he forgot to put it in my bag at the drive-thru.

I called to complain, but the manager only responded in soothing chants. I felt cheated that I couldn't go all Charlie Sheen on him. Wait, isn't his real last name of hispanic origin? Estevez maybe? It's a dang conspiracy, I tell you!
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Hah!

All this talk about food is making me hungry. I would kill for some Hardees about now.

But not a burrito, I don't support the world wide Hispanic Buddhist conglomerate that is ruining the world, of which I hear The King is a member.
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#32
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fl0at said:
Hah!

All this talk about food is making me hungry. I would kill for some Hardees about now.

But not a burrito, I don't support the world wide Hispanic Buddhist conglomerate that is ruining the world, of which I hear The King is a member.
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Nor Elvis or Harley Race are members.

I wish i could get the squared away 1400 Calorie Hardee's superba.
 
#33
#33
fl0at said:
Hah!

All this talk about food is making me hungry. I would kill for some Hardees about now.

But not a burrito, I don't support the world wide Hispanic Buddhist conglomerate that is ruining the world, of which I hear The King is a member.
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Burger King? Crap. I lived off the buck double. It's the flame broiled factor. Those hispanic buddhists are really using the flames of hades aren't they. Thanks for the heads up. What's the world coming to?
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#35
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JayVols said:
Burger King? Crap. I lived off the buck double. It's the flame broiled factor. Those hispanic buddhists are really using the flames of hades aren't they. Thanks for the heads up. What's the world coming to?
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Coming to? Burger King bought out Hardee's here in West Tennessee like 15 years ago.

The Hispanic Buddhists have entrenched themselves in Memphis for far too long, implementing their Broil Law and Influencing good law abiding Memphis politicians.
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#36
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fl0at said:
Coming to? Burger King bought out Hardee's here in West Tennessee like 15 years ago.

The Hispanic Buddhists have entrenched themselves in Memphis for far too long, implementing their Broil Law and Influencing good law abiding Memphis politicians.
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1/4 lb patties of dried up dairy cattle deserve to get soaked in their own grease, not on a hole filled broiling flame.
 
#37
#37
fl0at said:
Coming to? Burger King bought out Hardee's here in West Tennessee like 15 years ago.

The Hispanic Buddhists have entrenched themselves in Memphis for far too long, implementing their Broil Law and Influencing good law abiding Memphis politicians.
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I apologize for my ignorance. I am from northeast TN. I am almost closer to Canada than Memphis.

Are the hispanic buddhists enforcing their strict dress code on the good citizenry of Memphis as well? I think it would be terrible to wear a loose 'dress' with a gigantic funny looking hat. I feel for you guys, brah.
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#38
#38
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moNBK7bScmc&feature=related[/youtube]
Filthy Bolshevik Buddhist Hispanics.
 
#42
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JayVols said:
I apologize for my ignorance. I am from northeast TN. I am almost closer to Canada than Memphis.

Are the hispanic buddhists enforcing their strict dress code on the good citizenry of Memphis as well? I think it would be terrible to wear a loose 'dress' with a gigantic funny looking hat. I feel for you guys, brah.
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Well, we haven't had a good politican since Jerry Lawler ran. I usually just write in Walt Disney. Had so many people doing it one year, news stations had to stop reporting the news.

But we're working on fixing laws that forbid wearing of Crowns in public.
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fl0at said:
Well, we haven't had a good politican since Jerry Lawler ran. I usually just write in Walt Disney. Had so many people doing it one year, news stations had to stop reporting the news.

But we're working on fixing laws that forbid wearing of Crowns in public.
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Good politician? Dude, they have gotten to you. I thought you, of all people, could resist the Bolshevik hispanic papist buddhist indoctrination machine. If they can get to you, they can get to anybody. We're doomed.
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#47
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JayVols said:
Good politician? Dude, they have gotten to you. I thought you, of all people, could resist the Bolshevik hispanic papist buddhist indoctrination machine. If they can get to you, they can get to anybody. We're doomed.
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#48
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JTrainDavis said:
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Bob Backlund wants your vote. He delivers my oil, serious.
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No way.

I'm holding out for a Ric Flair/Stone Cold ticket. If anyone can defeat the dastardly hispanic Bolshevik papist buddhist hindu regime, they can.
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#49
#49
Bob Backlund would kill Stone Cold. And he might have enough left to get Flair in the cross faced chicken wing too.
 
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