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In their defense, who actually asks for blue cheese on purpose? They probably think you misspoke.
I was doing my research to prove you wrong but that didn’t go so well.
What Your Favorite Salad Dressing Says About You
You are what you eat.
Ranch
You're liked by a lot of people and versatile - like your favorite dressing - and you're not afraid of calories. Your friends tell you how bad ranch is for you, saying that it consists purely of fat, but you don't care. You're happy with your body and can't imagine a better way to make your vegetables edible. You prefer to have a side of salad with your dressing rather than vice versa. When eating out, you usually have to ask your server to bring extra dressing with your salad, but they never bring you enough. You're not ashamed to send them back to bring you more liquid deliciousness. Once you've gotten enough ranch, you douse your salad with it, making it into a ranch-veggie soup. You believe that more is more, and that more ranch is better.
Blue Cheese
You don't have tastebuds.