Humbly requesting help

#3,178
#3,178
Nugget said:
Just be glad you got to have a wife and children. I never got to experience that and I am an old geezer.
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Almighty God, whose Son had nowhere to lay his head: Grant that those who live alone may not be lonely in their solitude, but that, following in his steps, they may find fulfillment in loving you and their neighbors; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
 
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#3,184
#3,184
BigOrangeMojo said:
Let's see, Thanksgiving Dinner with steak and seafood near the beach or Thanksgiving Dinner with the mother in law. Yeah, this is an easy decision.

If Im still hungry, I'll crash @NorCalVol67's Thanksgiving Dinner afterwards
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I wouldn’t mind putting a PBR next to the glass of Merlot in the skyline shot.
 
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#3,186
BigOrangeMojo said:
Let's see, Thanksgiving Dinner with steak and seafood near the beach or Thanksgiving Dinner with the mother in law. Yeah, this is an easy decision.

If Im still hungry, I'll crash @NorCalVol67's Thanksgiving Dinner afterwards
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a huge added bonus would be the sisters showing up with the mil
 
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#3,192
BigOrangeMojo said:
Wine bottle in one hand, wine glass in the other. Walking around trying to stalk his prey while a bunch of kids are grabbing him by the legs calling him "Uncle Norcal"
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I hope at that point he’s on his second bottle. A ten at 12 p.m. always turns into a 2 at 7 a.m. I say a 2 because you have to take into account for a bad hangover from the booze and the nightmare you wake up to.
 
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#3,193
#3,193
Orangeredblooded said:
I hope at that point he’s on his second bottle. A ten at 12 p.m. always turns into a 2 at 7 a.m. I say a 2 because you have to take into account for a bad hangover from the booze and the nightmare you wake up to.
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If they are single, have a pulse, and are breathing - They are at least a 6 in NorCal's book
 
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#3,194
BigOrangeMojo said:
If they are single, have a pulse, and are breathing - They are at least a 6 in NorCal's book
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I’ve changed my mind. There’s no amount of alcohol that I want to see video now. A six amounts to falling asleep in your plate of mushy hash browns, burnt bacon, hard toast and overcooked eggs while listening to the story of their life while the waitress smacks gum asking if you want a fill up on the hours old coffee. Too specific?
 
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