I am officially offering my

[CountVolcula]

services as Head Coach of UT

My staff will consist of

GAVol- DC
LexVol-OC
Volbeef-OL
I4Jay-WR and recruiting
SteelerVol-DL
g8terh8terEric-DBs
AJeray-QBs
JustinGroves-RBs
Breakerboy-GA

$2,000,000 for entire staff, plus meals and lodging

 

[99gator]

I need to be on the staff. You need a scapegoat for when things go bad.

You can fire me after year 1

 

[DEFENDTHISHOUSE]

GSVOL for propaganda minister.

 

[VolCrash33]

Can I be water boy?

 

[Ashevillevol]

services as Head Coach of UT

My staff will consist of

GAVol- DC
LexVol-OC
Volbeef-OL
I4Jay-WR and recruiting
SteelerVol-DL
Gatorh8erEric-DBs
AJeray-QBs
JustinGroves-RBs
Breakerboy-GA

$2,000,000 for entire staff, plus meals and lodging

Are drinks included with meals or are they on you?

 

[CountVolcula]

I need to be on the staff. You need a scapegoat for when things go bad.

You can fire me after year 1

You can fax over the playbook to the Gators

 

[UTFanForLife]

I need to be on the staff. You need a scapegoat for when things go bad.

You can fire me after year 1

What is your buyout? A case of natty light and a fresh pair of jorts?

 

[DocVol]

I am the new AD. And even though this makes sense and the fans want it, I'm going to find a way to F it up.

Going to hire VolReporter and CodyG instead.

 

[CaliVolFan_17]

I'd like to be recruiting assistant and coach in waiting

 

[JimVol]

How did I not make your staff? Sheesh. I see how you are. Lol

 

[mtennvol]

I'll be the GA. Future Gruden...

 

[CountVolcula]

Are drinks included with meals or are they on you?

They will probably be all over me after the first game

 

[CountVolcula]

I am the new AD. And even though this makes sense and the fans want it, I'm going to find a way to F it up.

Going to hire VolReporter and CodyG instead.

I want a huge buyout

got it

 

[GoBigOrangeVols]

I'll be yalls agent. Sexton style. Get yall raises on the reg.

 

[EaglesVols91]

That's nice of you. They couldn't afford me.

 

[CountVolcula]

That's nice of you. They couldn't afford me.

Thats why you were never offered

I can be bought on the cheap

 

[DocVol]

I want a huge buyout

got it

Seems reasonable.

How does the number $5M sound?

 

[GAVol]

I'm only doing it if I can bring along my Mod Control Panel so I rewind and delete plays if they don't work.

 

[jefferson]

I'm offering my services on your staff. I don't have to actually coach anything, I just want to pace the sidelines in a coaches polo and headset and look important.

 

[CSpindizzy]

I want to be the Orange Pride and VFL coordinator.

 

[Catbone]

Can I be the water boy?

 

[99gator]

What is your buyout? A case of natty light and a fresh pair of jorts?

Another huge buyout.

Awesome

 

[SaluteToTheHill]

Can I be the mascot and official brewer?

 

[CountVolcula]

I want to be the Orange Pride and VFL coordinator.

I was going to ask you to be the Strength and Conditioning Coach

Also keeper of the Octagon

 

[UTFanForLife]

Another huge buyout.

Awesome

That's how we roll!