I am officially offering my

[Return2Power]

This thread's potential has no limits.

 

[VOLnMiami]

Can I be the cheerleaders towel boy?

 

[CountVolcula]

Can I be the cheerleaders towel boy?

Only if pics are provided for the rest of the staff

 

[99gator]

you know in all seriousness i bet the count's staff would make two improvements.

1. defense. i don't know what kind of defensive mind or philosophy gavol has.....but, i am sure he would tell the team to tackle guy with the ball in the other colored jersey. instant improvement

2. on offense, lexvol would not go with a deep pass play on 3rd and 1 or 3rd and 2.

and at the asking price, if the staff could recruit.....you may have something here

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

Excellent Count!!!

 

[BigTimeVols]

Can I be a recruiting escort? I hear they got payed well by Lane Kiffin

 

[CountVolcula]

Excellent Count!!!

Been better if I got your name right

I'm taking the Les Miles approach to head coaching

 

[OH-Vol]

I support the hire!

This is honestly embarrassing! Not only did we get killed by SEC teams during the season, but we are the laughing stock of the offseason as well!!!!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

services as Head Coach of UT

My staff will consist of

GAVol- DC
LexVol-OC
Volbeef-OL
I4Jay-WR and recruiting
SteelerVol-DL
g8terh8terEric-DBs
AJeray-QBs
JustinGroves-RBs
Breakerboy-GA

$2,000,000 for entire staff, plus meals and lodging

You'll need a team chaplain. I accept.

Edit: Damn you, Moderator.

 

[bryhez]

:blink:

I'm offering my services on your staff. I don't have to actually coach anything, I just want to pace the sidelines in a coaches polo and headset and look important.

So you want to be the next SAL?

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

Been better if I got your name right

I'm taking the Les Miles approach to head coaching

Not enough grass in your diet, IMO.

 

[rekinhavoc]

There goes all the progress made in showering technique.

 

[VOLnMiami]

Only if pics are provided for the rest of the staff

DEAL! :dance2: