I hate Alabama so much…

[Vol in Buckeye Land]

I Hate Alabama

Dear fellow Vol fans. I wanted to let you know just how much I hate Alabama:

I hate Alabama so much, I bought alphabet blocks for my daughter and burned the A.

I hate Alabama so much, I can’t even root for the Braves.

I hate Alabama so much, I search record stores for Skynrd LP’s I can break.

I hate Alabama so much, I won’t go to church during Pentecost because there’s too much red.

I hate Alabama so much that I refuse to look at the ocean.

I hate Alabama so much, I voted for McCain and Romney even though I’m a democrat, solely because the name “Obama” has “Bama” in it.

I hate Alabama so much, I disowned an aunt for wearing houndstooth.

I hate Alabama so much that I leave food lying around when I go to the mountains, because the more BEARS the national park service takes out, the better.

I hate Alabama so much that I support the international ivory trade.

Keep it going…

 

[sunnyvol79]

I Hate Alabama

Dear fellow Vol fans. I wanted to let you know just how much I hate Alabama:

I hate Alabama so much, I bought alphabet blocks for my daughter and burned the A.

I hate Alabama so much, I can’t even root for the Braves.

I hate Alabama so much, I search record stores for Skynrd LP’s I can break.

I hate Alabama so much, I won’t go to church during Pentecost because there’s too much red.

I hate Alabama so much that I refuse to look at the ocean.

I hate Alabama so much, I disowned an aunt for wearing houndstooth.

I hate Alabama so much that I leave food lying around when I go to the mountains, because the more BEARS the national park service takes out, the better.

I hate Alabama so much that I support the international ivory trade.

Keep it going…

Hate isn’t good for the soul. Alabama is our southern brothers.

 

[GhostVol]

Hate isn’t good for the soul

But it will keep you alive

 

[volfaninky]

I feel the same about Ky

 

[sunnyvol79]

But it will keep you alive

True and remember love can’t exist without it

 

[GhostVol]

True and remember love can’t exist without it

Unless that "love" involves AL.... otherwise I'm going to live forever

 

[fullerishot]

I Hate Alabama

Dear fellow Vol fans. I wanted to let you know just how much I hate Alabama:

I hate Alabama so much, I bought alphabet blocks for my daughter and burned the A.

I hate Alabama so much, I can’t even root for the Braves.

I hate Alabama so much, I search record stores for Skynrd LP’s I can break.

I hate Alabama so much, I won’t go to church during Pentecost because there’s too much red.

I hate Alabama so much that I refuse to look at the ocean.

I hate Alabama so much, I disowned an aunt for wearing houndstooth.

I hate Alabama so much that I leave food lying around when I go to the mountains, because the more BEARS the national park service takes out, the better.

I hate Alabama so much that I support the international ivory trade.

Keep it going…

I hate Alabama so much I won’t buy the brand of jelly called Bama.

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

I’d root for Isis before I would Alabama

 

[Vol in Buckeye Land]

I also refuse to eat sushi, play games involving dice, or use a certain brand of laundry detergent.

 

[VOLfrombama]

I refuse to sleep with my cousin even though she’s Olivia Munn and won’t leave me alone.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

I Hate Alabama

Dear fellow Vol fans. I wanted to let you know just how much I hate Alabama:

I hate Alabama so much, I bought alphabet blocks for my daughter and burned the A.

I hate Alabama so much, I can’t even root for the Braves.

I hate Alabama so much, I search record stores for Skynrd LP’s I can break.

I hate Alabama so much, I won’t go to church during Pentecost because there’s too much red.

I hate Alabama so much that I refuse to look at the ocean.

I hate Alabama so much, I voted for McCain and Romney even though I’m a democrat, solely because the name “Obama” has “Bama” in it.

I hate Alabama so much, I disowned an aunt for wearing houndstooth.

I hate Alabama so much that I leave food lying around when I go to the mountains, because the more BEARS the national park service takes out, the better.

I hate Alabama so much that I support the international ivory trade.

Keep it going…

God bless you, man. You are the real deal.

Go Vols!

 

[Zues1]

The Braves?

 

[luthervol]

I hate bama so much it gives me a constant mental block regarding all things bama.

 

[Firebirdparts]

The Braves?

“A” Logo similarity

 

[LargeOrange1]

I Hate Alabama

Dear fellow Vol fans. I wanted to let you know just how much I hate Alabama:

I hate Alabama so much, I bought alphabet blocks for my daughter and burned the A.

I hate Alabama so much, I can’t even root for the Braves.

I hate Alabama so much, I search record stores for Skynrd LP’s I can break.

I hate Alabama so much, I won’t go to church during Pentecost because there’s too much red.

I hate Alabama so much that I refuse to look at the ocean.

I hate Alabama so much, I voted for McCain and Romney even though I’m a democrat, solely because the name “Obama” has “Bama” in it.

I hate Alabama so much, I disowned an aunt for wearing houndstooth.

I hate Alabama so much that I leave food lying around when I go to the mountains, because the more BEARS the national park service takes out, the better.

I hate Alabama so much that I support the international ivory trade.

Keep it going…

Don't give up your day job....

 

[Sugaray13]

I feel the same about Ky

PREACH!!

 

[Vols1313]

I Hate Alabama

Dear fellow Vol fans. I wanted to let you know just how much I hate Alabama:

I hate Alabama so much, I bought alphabet blocks for my daughter and burned the A.

I hate Alabama so much, I can’t even root for the Braves.

I hate Alabama so much, I search record stores for Skynrd LP’s I can break.

I hate Alabama so much, I won’t go to church during Pentecost because there’s too much red.

I hate Alabama so much that I refuse to look at the ocean.

I hate Alabama so much, I voted for McCain and Romney even though I’m a democrat, solely because the name “Obama” has “Bama” in it.

I hate Alabama so much, I disowned an aunt for wearing houndstooth.

I hate Alabama so much that I leave food lying around when I go to the mountains, because the more BEARS the national park service takes out, the better.

I hate Alabama so much that I support the international ivory trade.

Keep it going…

Hate isn’t good for the soul. Alabama is our southern brothers.

Doesn’t Jesus hate sin?

 

[Other_Guy]

Hate isn’t good for the soul. Alabama is our southern brothers.

Instant ban.

 

[sunnyvol79]

Instant ban.

We fought together with them in the civil war and the world wars. Some of the best and toughest soldiers came from the South. Some things are more important than a football rivalry

 

[volbound1700]

Now you just need to make a video and turn it into an internet meme like this guy:

 

[Copperjohnny]

I hate Alabama so much that when I play a piano I only use the black keys.

 

[Vol in Buckeye Land]

We fought together with them in the civil war and the world wars. Some of the best and toughest soldiers came from the South. Some things are more important than a football rivalry

Actually the vast majority of East Tennesseans fought for the Union, so the rest of the South were our enemies. We likely would have seceded from the rest of the state as West Va did, but we were surrounded by the confederacy on almost all sides.

No wonder we don’t get along with the rest of the SEC.

 

[sunnyvol79]

Actually the vast majority of East Tennesseans fought for the Union, so the rest of the South were our enemies. We likely would have seceded from the rest of the state as West Va did, but we were surrounded by the confederacy on almost all sides.

No wonder we don’t get along with the rest of the SEC.

Yes you are correct, forgive me all my family come from West Tennessee

 

[volbound1700]

Actually the vast majority of East Tennesseans fought for the Union, so the rest of the South were our enemies. We likely would have seceded from the rest of the state as West Va did, but we were surrounded by the confederacy on almost all sides.

No wonder we don’t get along with the rest of the SEC.

Funny thing is that East Tennessee and Gatlinburg spew out the most Confederate stuff now but they were literally a pro-Union area. Knoxville cheered when the Union entered the city.

 

[Vol in Buckeye Land]

Funny thing is that East Tennessee and Gatlinburg spew out the most Confederate stuff now but they were literally a pro-Union area. Knoxville cheered when the Union entered the city.

Yep, the monument to those who died in the War in Blount County has 48 Union veterans’ names and only 5 Confederates, yet Maryville high school’s mascot is the Rebels.

The Confederacy had to garrison Knoxville with troops from northern Georgia because all the locals were off fighting in the Army of the Potomac or some such.