I have a thing for Adele

[Coach Grizz]

Ex went from a size 8 to a 0. banged the zero and was like banging the grand canyon. Give me a big girl every time.

I've heard that about skinny girls.

 

[Coach Grizz]

No sir. There is a reason I am taking a 5th and its not because I'm dumb.

I've tried to hit on college chicks back in my 20's but their nose was so far up in the air if it was raining they'd drown!! Have fun with that my friend

 

[slh1089]

I've tried to hit on college chicks back in my 20's but their nose was so far up in the air if it was raining they'd drown!! Have fun with that my friend

Different experiences.

 

[bamacheats]

Hey Grizz, splain me something. Why do good looking black guys turn down fine as hell black women so they can get with big ol white heifers? Saw it again today. Blows my mind.

 

[Pulscifer]

The homos are trying to ruin this thread again.

*Fap fap fap*

 

[volger]

Miracle of science. My guess would be she went from banging you exclusively, to you and the entire frontcourt of the Knicks(or anything that threw a line her way).

She was exclusive to me the fist 2 years of the divorce. She went from 145 to 95 lbs in the fist year. Went from a thimble to a soup can.

My theory is when heavier girls walk it is like lifting weights. Tightens everything up with more weight. She is not my only experience with this phenomenon.

Sorry no pics to prove it. Just my experience.

 

[volger]

That was a little harsh. Sorry, volger.

No prob. I know better.

 

[golfballs]

She was exclusive to me the fist 2 years of the divorce. She went from 145 to 95 lbs in the fist year. Went from a thimble to a soup can.

My theory is when heavier girls walk it is like lifting weights. Tightens everything up with more weight. She is not my only experience with this phenomenon.

Sorry no pics to prove it. Just my experience.

I thought being overweight caused weakness in the pelvic floor muscles

 

[volger]

I thought being overweight caused weakness in the pelvic floor muscles

Not to my experience. The heavy hitters I've known were also active girls. Maybe in your non active slob types. I have no idea really.

 

[golfballs]

probably :hi:

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

Hey Grizz, splain me something. Why do good looking black guys turn down fine as hell black women so they can get with big ol white heifers? Saw it again today. Blows my mind.

:zeitung_lesen:

 

[govols/cc]

Hey Grizz, splain me something. Why do good looking black guys turn down fine as hell black women so they can get with big ol white heifers? Saw it again today. Blows my mind.

White chics appreciate big daingers.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I love Adele. Ron, listen to Don't You Remember and One and Only.

 

[utvol0427]

Is this thread real life?

 

[utvol0427]

Maybe. I just don't find her all that attractive. Would smash Adele over her.

Adele would smash you.

 

[Coach Grizz]

Hey Grizz, splain me something. Why do good looking black guys turn down fine as hell black women so they can get with big ol white heifers? Saw it again today. Blows my mind.

Sorry my friend, I don't have that answer. I ain't a good lookin guy so I take what I can get.

 

[vollygirl]

Might be the funniest thread I've seen yet.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Might be the funniest thread I've seen yet.

My childish crush on Adele is serious sh.t.

 

[vollygirl]

My childish crush on Adele is serious sh.t.

Believe it or not, your thoughts in this thread had nothing to do with it.

FWIW, I think she is stunningly beautiful. Always have.

 

[vols_fan_68]

My childish crush on Adele is serious sh.t.

Rumor has it........Rumor has it......Rumor has it Rons the one she's leaving him for

 

[heartvols]

My childish crush on Adele is serious sh.t.

I think it's cute!

 

[Pulscifer]

Rumor has it........Rumor has it......Rumor has it Rons the one she's leaving him for

Fits in nicely. It's fate.

 

[ToineMac]

Were I a single man she coul sing into my mic anytime
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[Coach Grizz]

Were I a single man she coul sing into my mic anytime
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Thank god I'm single!!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm trying to convince my wife to put on some weight and talk with a British accent. Then maybe some singing lessons.