Kirby, you listen to Alex Jones, and go to infowars.com don't you?
If you want a good laugh go check out these sites.
It is. You see folks out in Lubbock are more than half a bubble off when it comes to most things......you know, running water, electricty, seeing space ships, being abducted. Really, there is not much to do out there except for sit and imagine all this crap up. The desert is a lonely place I'm sure. You my friend are NOT a TEXAN.