I know who the next coach is!

#76
#76
Epic thread... Bahahahaha

I had to work today, and while on my way back from lunch I started reading this thread immediately after asking the same question! Who will be our next coach and can I get a sign...

Then, after clocking back in, I opened VN and now apparently I have my sign. It will be a conglomeration of all of the names mentioned in this thread. We will have no assistant coaches and 7 Head coaches all argueing and trying to secure commitments against eachother. Each coach will have 2 players to work with and the players will be determined by an uber-intense match of Twister. We will play 2 v 5 and will beat every team on our schedule by a minimum of 76 pts with an average margin of victory in the triple digits...

This has the makings for the best season ever as not only will we go undefeated and win it all, but then, we will be invited as a guest team in the NBA playoffs to replace the 8 seed from the east because all of the teams that were candidates were less worthy than UT Men's basketball.

Go Vols!!!
 
#79
#79
True story, I was driving home from work day dreaming about who the next coach was going to be at UT. Would it be Frank, Turgen, Dixon....all the good and bad info being thrown around, none of it seemed to stick.

I thought to myself, please please just give me a sign. All of the sudden the car in front of me slammed on its breaks for no reason, seriously for NO reason. After a few choice words and loosening the vise grip that I had on my steering wheel, I looked at the car in front me.

As I stared at the license plate, I knew I was looking at the sign I longed for. Their plates were from Marshall County, yeah that's right, Marshall County. I was in Davidson County when this happened, so it couldn't have been just a coincidence. So you heard it from me fellow Volnationers, the next head coach at Tennessee will be GREGG MARSHALL. Say what you will, but I'm a believer.

If anyone else has had a similar story, please share here. :)


You probably ought to get your exhaust system checked. Fumes are leaking into your car or something...
 

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