I still don't get it. What the eff was the goal of that?
Hey you guys worked hard this week? Heres some funky chip dip my wife (who doesn't have to work for another day in her life) made in her free time. We're going to brand the **** out of it and advertise it every week, it'll be great. We'll call it "world famous". Even though it's not a real brand, world famous nor do we have a reference for how "good" it is (it's probably store-bought and put in a tupperware, to make it seem more authentic, knowing Butch). Trust me, you guys deserved this award. Barb put a lot of work into making this seems homemade - you can tell because it's puke colored! Look she even sprinkled some paprika and pine nuts on top after she put it in a new tupperware! Authentic!
That was our head coach, folks. Gave our players his wife's "homemade chip dip" as an award to aspire to achieve every week of practice. Talk about the lowest of the low.