If You Could Choose Anyone To Voice Your GPS?

#85
#85
Sam Kinison
"You've got a right turn coming up."
"Are you gonna make this right turn?"
"Hah hah hah hah..."
"You're not."
"OK, let's rethink the route."
"First, you left home without your d**k. Yep. Wife's got it and the spare. Then, you drove off without directions. Just gonna trust the ol' Gee Pee Ess. But you didn't, didja? Noooooo... You ignored the simple right turn. Now, you expect ME to just make up a new route for ya... What if I were to DIRECT YOU TO THE GATES OF HELL? You'd drive right into that, WOULDN'T YOU? CAN'T TURN RIGHT, but gates of hell, you're right in there! BURNING FOR ALL ETERNITY! AGONIZING IN THE LAKE OF FIRE! AH AH AAAHHH!"
 
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#86
#86
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#98
#98
Yoda. "Right turn you must take."

Dudley Moore, in the guise of a drunken Arthur Bach telling Bitterman where to drive him.

Matthew McConaughey as Wooderson from D&C.

Peter Cook as the impressive priest from The Princess Bride.

Marcel Marceau.




Anybody who throws a like at this post is just showing how freakin old they are.
 

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