If you had a visit from a Jeannie

[BreatheUT]

I didn’t know the genie’s name was Jeannie. Learn something new everyday. Thanks OP!

I would say this could be @Special Ed approved. That poster cracks me up.

 

[JoAllan]

1. House cleaner
2. Driver
3. Yard man

 

[Vanhalo]

What three things would you ask for as far as personnel for next year?
1 A kicker who can kick it thru the end zone.
2 One lock down cornerback from the portal
3 A SEC caliber road grader Off Guard

I would ask for a week of snow days that took down the internet and when it came back up it would be the 1990s again.

 

[Volunteer forever]

1. Elite defense
2. Elite offense
3. No injuries all season

 

[CAVPUT]

What three things would you ask for as far as personnel for next year?
1 A kicker who can kick it thru the end zone.
2 One lock down cornerback from the portal
3 A SEC caliber road grader Off Guard

All from the portal:
1-Drake Maye
2-a new secondary
3-a starting LT
4-2 starting LBs

 

[captainsword]

This is what popped into my mind first.]

 

[rocketskates]

Jeannie? I had a bad experience, don’t wish to see her again.

 

[joevol33]

That’s a little before my time!

Whippersnapper!!


*I stole that from @Tin Man

 

[LadyVolette]

It was a joke

Missed the mark