A few ground rules:
No cologne or deodorant, I'm allergic.
I have a spastic colon, so will need frequent stops and help in applying my Depends.
I'm diabetic, so must eat on my schedule.
I get frequent migraines, so no radio and no talking.
I have shingles, so will need help applying cremes.
Really looking forward to this trip, have never left my hometown before. Oh, yeah, I don't like crowds so I won't actually be going inside the stadium, I just want to be able to say I went to a bowl game. I'll wait on you in the car.
If not there, check the porta pottys for me.
No cologne or deodorant, I'm allergic.
I have a spastic colon, so will need frequent stops and help in applying my Depends.
I'm diabetic, so must eat on my schedule.
I get frequent migraines, so no radio and no talking.
I have shingles, so will need help applying cremes.
Really looking forward to this trip, have never left my hometown before. Oh, yeah, I don't like crowds so I won't actually be going inside the stadium, I just want to be able to say I went to a bowl game. I'll wait on you in the car.
If not there, check the porta pottys for me.