Jason Quick(The Oregonian)storied history not team Ducks 48-Vols 17 (link)

[volgrad500]

Lost our last 16 against ranked opponents. Did you ever think you'd see that in your lifetime?? I'd give up a testicle to stop that streak this weekend.

 

[BonesVol]

Lost our last 16 against ranked opponents. Did you ever think you'd see that in your lifetime?? I'd give up a testicle to stop that streak this weekend.

But no one really wants a testicle.