Jesus Was A Super-Intelligent Gay Man

#4
#4
if i had a buddy like jesus who was really popular, the ladies loved him, etc and wasn't interested i'd probably think he was gay too.
 
#5
#5
There are more people that think that he was secretly married to Mary, than think he was gay.
 
#7
#7
I don't know, ask Divinci and the Catholic church.
As much as the Bible talks about marriage, it makes no sense that he would hide it.
 
#9
#9
I'm a Vol fan, I approve of me being a Vol fan, therefore Jesus was a Vol fan.

I'd call it homomorphism in EJ's case but that's already an algabraic term.
 
#11
#11
I think we can all be grateful (even the atheists) that Jesus was the first to start wearing sandals without socks, even more thankful that this fad stood the test of time.
 
#12
#12
T-TownVol said:
There are more people that think that he was secretly married to Mary, than think he was gay.
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The Bible does say that Jesus took on every aspect of man and if sex with a woman isn't an aspect, what is??

(certainly not every man plays a piano or is homosexual!)

Other items loosely along this topic.

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The government in the Indian state of Meghalaya has confiscated textbooks showing pictures of Jesus Christ holding a cigarette and a can of beer.

The book has been used for primary classes and has caused a furore in the north-eastern state, where more than 70% of the population are Christians.

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North Carolina muslim teacher has called a Bible placed on her desk a 'hate crime.'
 
#16
#16
Jesus was God in a human body who really did get tempted just like us but never sinned.

He willingly laid down His life on the cross and let the Romans murder him because by doing so He was satisfying the wrath of God toward every man's sin who has ever or will ever live.

By His suffering and dying in our place, we can have a relationship with God through Christ.

His sacrifice would not have counted if He had ever sinned (like being with a woman and lying about it) so He didn't do the Mary thing on the side as EJ would suggest.

But it (His sacrifice) worked and you can be made right with God through Christ.
 
#17
#17
Volsurance said:
Jesus was God in a human body who really did get tempted just like us but never sinned.

He willingly laid down His life on the cross and let the Romans murder him because by doing so He was satisfying the wrath of God toward every man's sin who has ever or will ever live.

By His suffering and dying in our place, we can have a relationship with God through Christ.

His sacrifice would not have counted if He had ever sinned (like being with a woman and lying about it) so He didn't do the Mary thing on the side as EJ would suggest.

But it (His sacrifice) worked and you can be made right with God through Christ.
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Getting married and having sex with your wife is a sin?
 
#20
#20
It's just in Christ's case in particular, He didn't come to get married or have a wife, lover etc. He came to die. Period. Of course He also spent time proving HIs love and also proving that He was who He said He was.

It really is good news.

I get to trade my sin for His righteousness because He traded His righteousness for My sin.

Even low-life scumbags like me can be saved by Christ's power.
 
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