Maine Free Press, 3-11-21 Still 5 Cents, published for you our dear Mainer's.
Story submitted by Mr. Soucie Souce.
New Flash.... Hunt ongoing for a southern midgetman, that speaks incoherently. Local sheriff's office claims a midget with a steppie stool stole the only light bulb he have to light up the harba.
Anyone with information can call our office... thar is a rewaard for his captura. He was last seen in the gym at the YMCA, benchpressing 10 lbs and posing for the ladies. Help us get our bulb back!
Weird sheit...