Joe's 10 day trip to yankee land/Tiffany's surgery thread

[Orangeredblooded]

Wouldn't be volnation without a plane tracking thread

I don’t know who we should put in charge of tracking the plane. VNE, Rusty, mal, h and I have to be counted out, we need our beauty sleep (don’t judge, we need our naps also). We can’t trust TFG to do it right, he has other “things” to occupy his ha..., I mean his mind on, and for goodness sakes, no one put that trust in Souce’s hands, we’ll never hear from joe and Tiffany again.

 

[theFallGuy]

Should we track it?
I wonder if Joe gets a discount for being a transgender midget.

I just want to make sure he didn't end up on ValueJet

 

[GordonC]

I just want to make sure he didn't end up on ValueJet

maybe if he got on there visibly upset telling people that he had a rough night with a harem of male midgets or something, he could get a civil rights settlement if somebody says the wrong thing to him

 

[theFallGuy]

Oh lawd

 

[Behr]

Okay, here's a thread for surgery updates, and my adventures. Suggestions, advice, and off topic on the first page are welcome. Also, my second time having to fly, and posts about how scared I am will be here shortly!

 

[NEVolFan]

Oh... take a taser with you... when that smart azz kid kicks your seat back, one shot will fix things.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I don’t know who we should put in charge of tracking the plane. VNE, Rusty, mal, h and I have to be counted out, we need our beauty sleep (don’t judge, we need our naps also). We can’t trust TFG to do it right, he has other “things” to occupy his ha..., I mean his mind on, and for goodness sakes, no one put that trust in Souce’s hands, we’ll never hear from joe and Tiffany again.

I may not be the hero you want, but I'm the hero you need.

 

[NEVolFan]

Oh... take a bunch of your famous bbq buggers with you... they don't have meals anymore. You can sell them to the passengers and recoup the price of your tickets.

 

[Behr]

Aight aight, time to get serial up in here.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I may not be the hero you want, but I'm the hero you need.

I didn’t see a clear bracket to fit you in my synopsis.

 

[Behr]

 

[NEVolFan]

When you hangry... it's proper to say... "Stewartess... make me a ham sammich."

 

[GordonC]

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Sauce and the tongue depressor at the doctor visit

 

[NEVolFan]

The best time to move up to first class is during take off...no one else wants to move around at this time...easy peazy to self upgrade your seating.

 

[theFallGuy]

Joe you can ignore the fasten seatbelt signs. Those are optional

 

[Behr]

 

[Souce]

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Wtf

 

[theFallGuy]

Wth

 

[joevol33]

Good luck joe! Where are your plane seats?

I have no clue other than it's not first class

 

[joevol33]

Joe what airline u taking?

Midget airways

 

[VolNExile]

I have no clue other than it's not first class

What time do you take off? I hope it’s at a more civilized hour!

 

[theFallGuy]

Midget airways

Oh lord yer doomed

 

[theFallGuy]

I have no clue other than it's not first class

They don't fly Georgia fans in first class

 

[joevol33]

What time do you take off? I hope it’s at a more civilized hour!

6.40 this time, so we gotta roll out early!

 

[joevol33]

They don't fly Georgia fans in first class

I'm not a uga fan anyway!