Jon Gruden thread (merged)

[JayVols]

Hey hey Jay

Hello my brother. What part of FL you in?

 

[BeecherVol]

Hey Beecher, have u had dinner yet?

Unfortunately no.

 

[volfan4evr]

It's all good,Grudenites..The more naysayers the better..It will just be that much sweeter if/when Gruden is hired.:dance2:

Awww Smokey, these NegaGrud poster are just mad. # one cause they are wrong, # two cause the team lost, and #3 cause they know they're wrong.

 

[615 Vol]

Looks like Mr. Travis has been looking around. Check out his # 2 on list of top 16 coaches today.

2. Jon Gruden

Trust me, he's going to be interested in Tennessee.

He's not going to pull a John Madden and become a television commentator for the rest of his professional career. I've been told that the grind of being a coach in the NFL isn't as appealing to him as being able to go out and recruit the top players in the country and develop them.

The Vols would have to pull out the checkbook and pay him $5 million a year.

But if they're willing to do this, Gruden, a former Vol graduate assistant who married a Tennessee cheerleader, is going to listen.

In fact, I think there's a good chance that if Tennessee will show him the money that Jon Gruden is your next Volunteer coach.

Clay Travis - outkickthecoverage.com

 

[MWR]

Jon and the Vols

 

[JayVols]

:clapping::huggy::yahoo:epper::rock::dance2::salute:

That's my welcome greeting to you,Jay.

We have done our best to hold the fort down.

Oh yeah, check out the addition to my title and new avi.

Nice. You all have been great. I might go into semi-retirement because you guys have flourished.

 

[JayVols]

Unless we can pony up enough money to get Bill Belichick, I don't want a new coach. Take that you freaking Grudenites!

I'm crushed........can't you tell?

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Nice. You all have been great. I might go into semi-retirement because you guys have flourished.

You mean you trust us to run the show.:naughty:






j/k..Glad you're pleased.:salute:

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

I'm crushed........can't you tell?

:birgits_giggle:

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Looks like Mr. Travis has been looking around. Check out his # 2 on list of top 16 coaches today.



Clay Travis - outkickthecoverage.com

That's the first time I've ever approved of anything that Travis has said.:clapping:

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Awww Smokey, these NegaGrud poster are just mad. # one cause they are wrong, # two cause the team lost, and #3 cause they know they're wrong.

Yes,sir..You nailed it!:good!:

 

[JayVols]

Jay

I rolled that guy back into the ocean. Was a tense deal for a bit but he finally swam away.

 

[MedicT]

I rolled that guy back into the ocean. Was a tense deal for a bit but he finally swam away.

Hope you decompressed that swim bladder first!lol:

 

[govols1864]

JayVol is back!!! We need to get someone to paint the rock for Gruden!!

 

[JayVols]

Bill Belichick>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gruden.

Just thought I'd throw Bill Belichick's name out there for all of you in fantasy land.

Dooley jock sniffer, imo jmo tifwiw gbo vfl

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Dooley jock sniffer, imo jmo tifwiw gbo vfl

lol:

 

[JayVols]

Dooley had his hip replaced and lost to MSU, pretty much sums up the week.

Welcome back, the ranks have grown.

Thanks for the welcome. Good to be back in the US, but I have laid eyeson some of the most beautiful sights I have seen....land, water, and uh....female. I love Brazilian women and their affinity for thong bikinis.
Hate to hear the health deal, but growth was inevitable. I did see the score on ESPN Caribbean. They didn't broadcast the game. ESPN hates us but ESPN Caribbean is bent on our destruction.

 

[JayVols]

Nope, I'm good. The population of TX is greater than fantasy land. But, not by much.

Been to TX. You can have it. I wouldn't hit a bull in the azz with a handful of salt for the whole state. I'll stay in fantasy land.

 

[Oldvol75]

Good to hear that you had a good time Jay, be glad you couldn't watch.

 

[Blackmarket803]

Thank god Jay is back.

Gruden 2013.

 

[JayVols]

You mean you trust us to run the show.:naughty:






j/k..Glad you're pleased.:salute:

You all just needed a "push". My work is nearly complete....

 

[JayVols]

:birgits_giggle:

Missed my sarcasm didn't you? I'm touched.

 

[Blackmarket803]

In case you haven't seen it already, check this ish out.

 

[JayVols]

Hope you decompressed that swim bladder first!lol:

Emergency ascent, imo. Dude would need 100+lbs of weight in his BCD to submerge in salt water.

 

[JayVols]

Good to hear that you had a good time Jay, be glad you couldn't watch.

I have a massochistic streak in me......

Thanks OV. It was awesome.