Jon Gruden thread (merged)

[hohenfelsvol]

Which idiot would that be,Oldvol?:unsure:

The discovery channel

 

[Oldvol75]

Which idiot would that be,Oldvol?:unsure:

They guy that was supposed to jump last week but put it off until today. Looks like he made it, he's under a parachute now and has almost landed.

 

[JayVols]

Is her name Phyllis? I didn't realize St. Thomas was big city living Roberto.

Oddly enough, her name was Barbara-Phyllis....

 

[JayVols]

Cool Thanks, just got back in from taking the family out to breakfast and I log on have to read that dribble? I'll take his milk money too!

All confiscated milk money goes in the 'Hire Gruden' fund.

 

[Oldvol75]

He landed safely more guts than brains IMHO. New World Record holder, more than 24 miles up in the air.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

They guy that was supposed to jump last week but put it off until today. Looks like he made it, he's under a parachute now and has almost landed.

Gotcha..forgive my ignorance.:blush:

Well speaking of space, let's send Dooley there.

 

[JayVols]

So this is the famous jayvol smokey has been telling me about? Nice to meet you sir. Can I shake your hand or shall I bow?

Neither.

A blow-it-up fist bump is how I roll. Glad you're here, my brother.

 

[JayVols]

I promise Jay it's been all good things that were said.

You don't have to lie..... I can handle it.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

You don't have to lie..... I can handle it.

I couldn't think of anything negative to say.

 

[JayVols]

A certain Grudenite has totally ignored my greeting to him..No names mentioned.:whistling:

If it was me. I apologize for any slight. Potty-breaks with the wife and 9 & 7year-old girls messes with my flow....no pun intended.

 

[Godfatha]

That idiot just jumped from space!

That takes some giant ones.

 

[midtnvol2]

Neither.

A blow-it-up fist bump is how I roll. Glad you're here, my brother.

Thank you wise one.

 

[JayVols]

He's actually the security guard/bouncer...I already hired him, if that's ok?

His references and resume have been checked thoroughly,Master Grudenite.:thumbsup:

I trust your judgement.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

If it was me. I apologize for any slight. Potty-breaks with the wife and 9 & 7year-old girls messes with my flow....no pun intended.

No, it wasn't you.:cray:

 

[JayVols]

I couldn't think of anything negative to say.

Talk to my wife. She would be glad to fill you in on some "flaws".

But thanks for the kind words.

 

[JayVols]

Be back later folks.

Kids, never, and I mean never, text and drive...

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Talk to my wife. She would be glad to fill you in on some "flaws".

But thanks for the kind words.

Well, we all have flaws..God knows I have my share.:blink:

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Be back later folks.

Kids, never, and I mean never, text and drive...

Excellent advice.:good!:

 

[LittleDTO]

LittleDTO is wrong. Saban was not hired before Shula was fired. Rich Rodriguez was target #1, was offered a contract, and was going to accept it before backing out. Moore had to redo everything after that. He was lucky because Saban and the GM weren't getting along, and the team was sucking. That is when Saban became interested in Alabama.

Saban turned down the tide first. They came back to him.

And yes, deals were in place before Shula was gone.

 

[Oldvol75]

That takes some giant ones.

I jumped off my house when I was a kid, thats as far as it ever went.

 

[LittleDTO]

Given all of his public denials, I have been under an impression that there was no deal until right before their press conference.

From what I was told (a long time ago), was that Saban initially turned it down. They moved on to Rich Rod but still had some folks talking to Saban. I am not sure of the exact order, but when a deal in principle was reached with Saban, all the Rich Rod stuff stopped.

Saban, wasn't going to say anything until A: Shula was let go and B: the dolphins were finished with their season. People were pestering Saban for awhile if he was going to take the job and he denied till those things happened.

 

[Blackmarket803]

So can we at least rule out Smart as the #1 target?

 

[BigOrangeFanatic]

So can we at least rule out Smart as the #1 target?

Do not want Smart.

 

[Yay4Bray]

Something that hasn't been said yet: Thunder Thornton basically handed Hart a blank check and said get rid of Dooley and hire _______ about three weeks ago. Was just informed of this last night during the final nail in the coffin.

 

[BigOrangeFanatic]

Something that hasn't been said yet: Thunder Thornton basically handed Hart a blank check and said get rid of Dooley and hire Jon "Chucky" Gruden" bout three weeks ago. Was just informed of this last night during the final nail in the coffin.

Fyp