Not sure why you went to such a ridiculous analogy.
And I'm not sure what gives you the audacity to behave as if your comments and opinions -- as an outsider who is just a visitor to another program's fan board -- should garner the same level of respect as those who are coming from actual fans of the program the board supports. But yet, somehow you do.
Everyone can see how thoroughly you enjoy being the constant pain in the ass that you are, and that's fine. But you really need to bring it down a notch or two, man.