Charlie Strong walks up to the podium of the press conference, suddenly he pulls off a mask. It is Jon Gruden, he pulls off another mask, it is still Jon Gruden. Tomorrows the big day. Gruden will become this team's coach.
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Then he pulls off another Mask and under it is......
Nick Saban..... who then proceeds to hold an elephant before the cameras and takes a dump on it. live. On ESPN. 1 hr special topping even LeBron's "Decision."
200,000 floating bodies floating in the Crimson Tide after the largest mass-suicide in recorded history.