Les Miles Quotes.... Hilarious

[UT's#1Fan]

The Quotable Les Miles

"To compare our football team on the football field and decide a winner with a team that is highly ranked, who has been there with great tradition, we sure would enjoy it."

 

[TD10EYEC]

Who's he talkn bout?

 

[Co. Aytch]

Takes awhile to get thru all of them, but it is worth it! Great site.

 

[DaDuRkEr]

He is the George W of college football! Hahahaha

His team is powered by nucular power

 

[MemphisVol1485]

If someone says Les Miles, most already start laughing. No real need to use his quotes for humor.

 

[Orange_Crush]

It's like his quotes are translated into Japanese by an English translator, and then back into English by a Japanese translator.

 

[mgu7]

he always talk like a special ed student. is english his second language or something?

 

[Burhead]

Here are some of my favorites;

"I didn't want to get confused, so that I knew that the punter was on the field when he wore 30."

"I will announce the staff entirely at which time the staff is together."

"I think we have to understand that when we step into this stadium, we aren't just playing for mom and dad, that there are some folks who come into this stadium who support this football team."

 

[YankeeVol]

I laugh everytime he opens his mouth....and yes, he is the George W of college coaches :lol:

 

[Zeppelin18241]

"Like, for instance, he was 226. He's now like 206. He's lost at least 10 pounds."

Wow. I can't even insult him. He already sufficiently did that to himself.

 

[CountVolcula]

He is scatter brained for sure.

Give him a corndog and some mustard and he will shut up

 

[hohenfelsvol]

It's the hat. It carries crazy powers.

 

[CountVolcula]

"Virtually everybody that can play in this game or showed up for camp should be eligible to play in this game with the possibility of one exception."

 

[hohenfelsvol]

"I think JaMarcus Russell is a much more accomplished quarterback than what he was no matter where he was playing two years ago."

 

[CountVolcula]

Les Miles' speach writer

 

[VolsFanRJ]

What a blabbering idiot.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

"I have no reason to fear the hat. I put it on my head everyday"

 

[CountVolcula]

"I think last year was a year like many years that will come and be there in the future."

 

[hohenfelsvol]

My favorite so far...

"I know it may appear from the sidelines that, 'Oh, this guy has lost his mind' and that might be true, but the truth of the matter is we are operating with a set of circumstances and criteria that are in flux."

 

[CountVolcula]

"I have no reason to fear the hat. I put it on my head everyday"

I lol'ed so hard at that

 

[AbeFroman]

My favorite so far...

"I know it may appear from the sidelines that, 'Oh, this guy has lost his mind' and that might be true, but the truth of the matter is we are operating with a set of circumstances and criteria that are in flux."

lol:

 

[CountVolcula]

"I've always enjoyed huddle, but there are certain situations that no huddle is best, and certainly that was one."

 

[hohenfelsvol]

"We are improved by strategy, but it doesn't help us last week."

 

[hohenfelsvol]

"In fairness to our guys, not every flag that was thrown on Saturday was a necessity."

 

[utfan089]

lol. hilarious site.