Volmania
Big Orange Fan
- Joined
- Sep 11, 2004
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I know if I tried to quit, I wouldn't be able to take it.
I'd have to come back and see what sort of gibberish gsVol has posted. It's like a one way mirror at an insane asylum.
11,000 posts at 1 post per minute, I calculate that comes upto 183 hours and 20 minutes of LawGator sharing his wisdom with us.
At a typical (even low) legal fee of $300 per hour I figure that LG has shared $55,000 of his advice and wisdom with us for free.
Quite the bargain
the scrotum highlight is a little disturbing, whether that's LG or not.I think if he's going to stay here we get to pick out his avatar. Kind of like this one of LG and Richard Simmons.
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Don't knock LG, at least he's trying to lose weight.
I've got him squarely on my ignore list because of the headaches, so I'm just asking for his on this one since I can't see them.
Do you know how to use the multi-quote feature?
seriously?
can I get a synopsis, preferably in Iambic Pentameter?
Because I am an educator at heart...Lead me through it, remember a big fish took my cane, my seeing eye dog eloped with a cocker spaniel, I listened to the Beatles back when they were broadcast from pirate ships, (no Joke, they were banned by the BBC long before the Ed Sullivan jailbreak) and I wasn't permitted even close proximity to any computers.
Everything I know I learned from my friends Neandernerd and Troglageek and they basically use the bigger hammer, more juice modus operandi.
I did notice some other posters use that feature, thanks for Volunteering to explain that simple procedure to me.
It took me five years to understand the modem concept, I thought everyone wanted to know if the hay was in the barn. "How're your hay fields?? Done modem!"