That would never have happened (the guru thing, that is, lol). If it had, I'd have politely turned it down. I think that is something that should be limited to UT fans.
Tell you what. For what its worth, despite my current personal antagonism with him, I'd nominate BPV for that honor. By and large he knows what he's talking about and he certainly does his part to keep things moving in discussion. I don't get along with him, never would. But he deserves the honor.
I think the Volnation is strong enough not to need my guiding hand anymore. Go forth young grasshopper.