lmao, Lane couldn't sruvive on the street

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True story. A friend of mine who is from the projects told me that even though Lane uses dirty street tactics he wouldn't survive 1 hr on the streets. He made a funny story of how even pimps give courtesy calls if they want one of your hoes. He had me laughing. He said Lane wouldn't even be able to bluff his way out of a beatin. lmao. I thought about it and I wanted to share. He's what they would call a simp. A fake wanna be who keep trying to make a name by bucking REAL gangsta's. And the real gangsta's can only spend so much time on him because they got REAl things to worry about. So the wanna be keeps running around until he runs into the wrong gangsta who shoots at first sight. A gorilla. Well it seems as though Fisher is the gorilla in this scenerio. Oh well it seemed funny to our group. Hope you enjoy this for a laugh. My friend say I should end with the B word that sounds like twich lmao:rock:
 
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volberry said:
True story. A friend of mine who is from the projects told me that even though Lane uses dirty street tactics he wouldn't survive 1 hr on the streets. He made a funny story of how even pimps give courtesy calls if they want one of your hoes. He had me laughing. He said Lane wouldn't even be able to bluff his way out of a beatin. lmao. I thought about it and I wanted to share. He's what they would call a simp. A fake wanna be who keep trying to make a name by bucking REAL gangsta's. And the real gangsta's can only spend so much time on him because they got REAl things to worry about. So the wanna be keeps running around until he runs into the wrong gangsta who shoots at first sight. A gorilla. Well it seems as though Fisher is the gorilla in this scenerio. Oh well it seemed funny to our group. Hope you enjoy this for a laugh. My friend say I should end with the B word that sounds like twich lmao:rock:
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I see what you're saying (kinda) but how many coaches WOULD survive on the streets...
 
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VKAman said:
I see what you're saying (kinda) but how many coaches WOULD survive on the streets...
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I don't think I would survive "on the streets..." Certainly couldn't "bluff my way" out of a whoopin'. And I've never had to deal with a gorilla outside of a zoo.
 
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IPorange said:
I don't think I would survive "on the streets..." Certainly couldn't "bluff my way" out of a whoopin'. And I've never had to deal with a gorilla outside of a zoo.
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I have some Gorilla glue, does that count?
 
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volberry said:
So the wanna be keeps running around until he runs into the wrong gangsta who shoots at first sight. A gorilla. Well it seems as though Fisher is the gorilla in this scenerio. :
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thats pretty funny stuff. its true, Fisher is not to played with
 
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This might be he dumbest of a long line of dumb Lane Kiffin threads.
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volberry said:
True story. A friend of mine who is from the projects told me that even though Lane uses dirty street tactics he wouldn't survive 1 hr on the streets. He made a funny story of how even pimps give courtesy calls if they want one of your hoes. He had me laughing. He said Lane wouldn't even be able to bluff his way out of a beatin. lmao. I thought about it and I wanted to share. He's what they would call a simp. A fake wanna be who keep trying to make a name by bucking REAL gangsta's. And the real gangsta's can only spend so much time on him because they got REAl things to worry about. So the wanna be keeps running around until he runs into the wrong gangsta who shoots at first sight. A gorilla. Well it seems as though Fisher is the gorilla in this scenerio. Oh well it seemed funny to our group. Hope you enjoy this for a laugh. My friend say I should end with the B word that sounds like twich lmao:rock:
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volberry said:
True story. A friend of mine who is from the projects told me that even though Lane uses dirty street tactics he wouldn't survive 1 hr on the streets. He made a funny story of how even pimps give courtesy calls if they want one of your hoes. He had me laughing. He said Lane wouldn't even be able to bluff his way out of a beatin. lmao. I thought about it and I wanted to share. He's what they would call a simp. A fake wanna be who keep trying to make a name by bucking REAL gangsta's. And the real gangsta's can only spend so much time on him because they got REAl things to worry about. So the wanna be keeps running around until he runs into the wrong gangsta who shoots at first sight. A gorilla. Well it seems as though Fisher is the gorilla in this scenerio. Oh well it seemed funny to our group. Hope you enjoy this for a laugh. My friend say I should end with the B word that sounds like twich lmao:rock:
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For all of you white folks, read "Pimp: The Story of My Life" by Iceberg Slim/Robert Beck) if you have trouble with words like "simp", "gorilla" or my personal favorite "punk".

(no really)
 
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