Gallup report of most livable states: Kentucky (48th)
Most obese states: Kentucky (10th-worst)
Most unemployed states: Kentucky (35th). We have Cleveland, Youngstown, and Steubenville, yet have a lower percentage of unemployed than Kentucky.
Suggested new state slogan (by me): "Marginally better than Mississippi, but with crappier food"
Kentucky has 64 colleges and universities, Ohio has 174 (5th-most in the country).
We grow corn to feed the people, as well as the livestock that produces enormous amounts of food. You grow corn to turn into alcohol, undoubtedly to escape from the reality that Kentucky sucks.
We have two NFL teams, two MLB teams, one NBA team, and one NHL team. You have UK basketball, run with a set of ethics that would make the Cincinnati Bengals shake their heads.
Our fried chicken is better than yours.
Kentucky has 226 high schools with football teams, Ohio has 721. We both have six state championships. Ours require running a gauntlet of the best in the state. Kentucky gives everyone a trophy and a state championship for simply being able to gear up without drooling on themselves, which is why 220 schools fall short every year.
Ohio State is worse, but not by much.