Adam Sandler
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Who would be the Valar in this riveting adaptation?
Who would be the Teleri of Alqualonde
I’d like to see a scenario where Vandy (Teleri) becomes a farm team for The Vols (Noldor) and we annually steal their best players (Ships) via the Portal after we murder them on the field.As a Maiar I am but a humble servant of the greater Ainur such as Danny "Manwe" White and Josh "Aule" Heupel, forging hardened men from the very stone.
I would say the Teleri would be our Anchor Down little brothers - but in our tale, Kinslaying is richly rewarded and repeated annually.