Luke Stocker Out-kicks His Coverage

[utvols16manning]

I once feared that I'd impregnated Miss Jonesborough. She was just late...but a stressful couple of days we had.

You? please...more like Miss Hawkins County

Just kidding bruh

 

[NYYVol]

You? please...more like Miss Hawkins County

Just kidding bruh

It's all fun and games until Miss Cocke County is late.
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[fox1858]

She is HOT. Good for him. So next year is he going to be wearing womens panties and undergarments like on "Bull Durham" so he will be good?

 

[lylsmorr]

Attaboy Luke

 

[velovol]

= ms kingsport

 

[Displaced Surfer]

Looks like she already has some money. Check out the plastic surgery already.

 

[G0V0LS33]

He Went To Jared?!?!?!?!?

 

[GERALD JONES 4 HEISMAN]

this is borderline stalking...who had the pics of her in high school..im alittle creeped out now...j/k

 

[Nostradami]

Luke Stocker will play in the NFL for 6.8 years.

 

[volfromfla56]

Luke Stocker will play in the NFL for 6.8 years.

6.8??? I was going to say 5.653, but glad you are such a positive thinker!

 

[Big Orange Nation]

Luke Stocker will play in the NFL for 6.8 years.

Is he going to have a career ending injury in his 7th year or something?

 

[govols35]

congrats luke

 

[Godfatha]

Luke Stocker will play in the NFL for 6.8 years.

you have to be more vague and cryptic in order to call yourself Nostradamus...

for example:

In the tenth month of the sixth year, the apostle who is of an athlete's stock will run no more.

The earth will shake, and somewhere there will be a flood.

The sky will cry.


There you go, so years from now some acid-burnout hippy will proclaim all your predictions to be true...after the fact, of course.

 

[doozer]

 

[joeydupree]

I once feared that I'd impregnated Miss Jonesborough. She was just late...but a stressful couple of days we had.

Poor guy.

 

[WeNeedaQB]

You? please...more like Miss Hawkins County

Just kidding bruh

From what I recall the girls in Hawkins County make the girls in Kingsport look like they just walked out of an Ohio State vs. Michigan game (chapstick in the back pocket of the jeans and everything).

 

[smokeybone21]

well played sir, well played indeed.

 

[VOLatile]

I once dated a beauty pageant contestant. I really never understood why she kept getting last... :crazy:

 

[ugotamber]

Got engaged to former Miss Kingsport on Christmas.... :bow2:

Congrats Luke and the future Mrs. Stocker!!! Makes me proud to be from Kingsport! I miss home

 

[tennezz]

Congradulations Luke... she`s a looker... I hope you have a great life together and I hope you have a great senior year and a long pro. career!

 

[Vols520]

Is being crowned miss Kingsport considered an honor? Do you get free pals for life?

 

[the.one.the.only]

you get free diet pills/speed for a whole year. Duh, errbody know dat

 

[maotai]

giggity

 

[pualsline]

this is borderline stalking...who had the pics of her in high school..im alittle creeped out now...j/k

I was thinking the same thing

 

[LordVOLdemort]

While he or she have put up numerous pictures, I'm sure, linking them here is a little creepy.

He got engaged. Great for him. This board seems more like Lifetime: Internet for Vols fans than an actual athletics board sometimes.

Why so serious? I guess every lifetime special needs the Debby Downer of the bunch.