Man caught having Sex with Tree

[AirVol]

Dude shoulda just stayed home and stuck with the palm tree.

Surprised that LG left his basement for a damn tree.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Sort of on topic, has anyone had sex in a tree?

That could be fun.

 

[joevol33]

under rated post

I agree.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Dude shoulda just stayed home and stuck with the palm tree.

If I had another like, I would hit it.

 

[volfanhill]

Now I want some Arbys

I just threw up in my mouth

 

[pismonque]

How old is the tree? Under 14 and he's a pedophile, but either way i see a shout gun wedding on his future

Tru dat. A sapsucker is one thing, but a saplingsucker I can't abide.

 

[pismonque]

Really gives a new meaning to "Tree Hugger".

And to logjam.

Never seen white tree sap before.

Hmm, actually a couple new meanings.

 

[pismonque]

Just take a wild guess which state this happened in?:loco:

If it was his family tree, I'd say Alabama.

 

[pismonque]

Was it consensual sex or rape?

You mean was it forced in tree?

 

[pismonque]

Okay, I'm done.

 

[malinoisvol]

Never seen white tree sap before.

Syrup anyone?

 

[CopperHead_Vol]

I have been around here long enough to know that someone has to post this for the safety of our message board community...
...............

Tree Sex - Safety Tip #82

You might want to check the chosen knothole for Bees/yellow jackets, prior to "getting your Groove on". Striking the tree with a shovel or large stick several times should do the trick.

Make good choices Folks...


Ch_v

 

[AirVol]

Sort of on topic, has anyone had sex in a tree?

That could be fun.

Having bark burns and a squirrel nibbling on your toes are not fun.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Having bark burns and a squirrel nibbling on your toes are not fun.

Better the toes than the nuts.

 

[tntar heel]

Florida has become the Nut House of America

You ain't kidding, these people are crazy. The crap we see and hear nightly on the news is unbelievable. As this thread demonstrates.