Man jumps to his death after girlfriend's 5 hr shopping spree

#29
#29
Guy took the fall for his wife. Needed the life insurance to pay off that 5-hour credit card bill.
 
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#31
#31
This is why I just give her the money and let her do her thing. I'll either stay at home or I will go along but do my own shopping. Works pretty well.
 
#32
#32
My wife hates shopping as much as I do. Still, she was the one born with the vagina, so she knows it's her duty. I don't make the rules...
 
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brandonco05 said:
Lucky bastard.
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Pros and cons about it man. I'll never see a
$500 shopping spree on anyone but myself, and I have no real obligations or responsibilities. The cons is the only woman that gives a **** about me is my mother and my cats.
 
#39
#39
my wife understands...fully via years of practice at being the worlds worst shopping buddy. that i dont shop.

she gets the card, i get the couch.

for those afflicted with shopping. u might try to start a hobby. i fish to get out of doing ****.
 
#40
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I've thought about doing the same thing when my boyfriend is in bass pro shop lol. Thats awful I shouldn't joke about that.
 
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VOLgirl93 said:
I've thought about doing the same thing when my boyfriend is in bass pro shop lol. Thats awful I shouldn't joke about that.
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I don't blame you. Bass Pro Shop is the worst. All that redneck crap. When my friends want to go there to look at camping stuff I just go and stare at the fish.
 
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Burger said:
Pros and cons about it man. I'll never see a
$500 shopping spree on anyone but myself, and I have no real obligations or responsibilities. The cons is the only woman that gives a **** about me is my mother and my cats.
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Lmao
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#46
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Burhead said:
Try shopping during football season...

It. is. the. worst.
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Our agreement that works pretty good... During offseason I'll go shopping with her. During football season she goes to all the games with me and only shopping we do is for things to wear to games.
 
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VOLatile said:
I don't blame you. Bass Pro Shop is the worst. All that redneck crap. When my friends want to go there to look at camping stuff I just go and stare at the fish.
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It's not as much as I don't like going in there, but my God he would spend all day in there I he could just going around looking at the same stuff over and over lol it drives me CRAZY!!
 
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VOLgirl93 said:
It's not as much as I don't like going in there, but my God he would spend all day in there I he could just going around looking at the same stuff over and over lol it drives me CRAZY!!
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That's how I feel every time I go into any shoe store with my wife.

She went with me to buy shoes once and couldn't believe I was in and out in under 15 min. 10 of which was waiting to be helped and check out.
 
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burntorangeVOLffle said:
That's how I feel every time I go into any shoe store with my wife.

She went with me to buy shoes once and couldn't believe I was in and out in under 15 min. 10 of which was waiting to be helped and check out.
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I hear ya. When I have to get new clothes I just grab two or three t-shirts, a pair or two of jeans, and a pair shoes and I'm usually over and out in under 30 minutes.
 
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