man saws his foot off to continue receiving unemployment

[RespectTradition]

I can't even get Iowa's unemployment office to acknowledge me for Christ's sake.

That's because you aren't a real person. You are just pixels on my screen.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

That's because you aren't a real person. You are just pixels on my screen.

Also, Iowa isn't a thing.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Damn you DAVOL - everytime I see your avi I hanker for a hunk of cheese or want to make my own popsicles

Everytime I see your avy I want to smoke a roach and drink a beer

 

[VOLatile]

Also, Iowa isn't a thing.

I wish this were true.

 

[KiffinKiller]

I wish this were true.

birds fly upside down over iowa.