A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat but her father was a rather staunch Republican.
One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her and asked her how she was doing in school.
She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough. She had to study all the time,
never had time to go out and party. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying.
He asked, "How is your friend Mary." She replied that Mary was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, but was very popular on campus, went to all the parties all the time. Why she often didn't show up for classes because she was hung over.
Dad then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and ask why she couldn't
take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they would both have
a 3.0 GPA.
The daughter angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair, I worked really hard for mine and Mary
has done nothing".
The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party".
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I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted
to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked
her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You
can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then
I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him
the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'
She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight
in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can
just pay him the $50?'
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'