Mascot controversy at South Carolina

#8
#8
Indeed. Surely this "naming contest" is going to settle on Chickeny Mc Chickenface.

The old owners sound really pathetic but I'm sure it makes sense to them.
 
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#11
#11
It's a damned chicken....okay a rooster. Who the hell would pick a chicken for a mascot much less stress over what to call him? Call him original recipe or extra crispy. Does it really matter? Nothing other than bugs/worm fears a chicken and even those don't pay 'em any mind until they get eaten.
 
#12
#12
What new name should USC gives the live mascot rooster?
General Coop (or Cooper)
Cock Commander
Kickin' Chicken
Capt. Cluck
Brooster
Cluck Norris
Marco Pollo
Mr. Chicken Scratch
Cock-a-doodle-dude

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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#15
#15
"Cock Commander" ??? ROTFLMAO. PLEASE God let them choose this name. "Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. Allow your inbred people choose the name Cock Commander for their chicken."
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