Missed Connection

[PEPPERJAX]

Dayum @joevol33...You nailed that one. He is around Clemson somewhere. Most places in Upstate SC ain't far from Clemson.

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[GVF]

Jodi’s in Knoxville, so I’ll be heading up that way soon…hopefully. I‘m not too proud to ask to carpool to save gas money if anyone living In the upstate of SC wants to make a trip this weekend.

Gotta save that gas money for that trip to Applebee's.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Jodi’s in Knoxville, so I’ll be heading up that way soon…hopefully. I‘m not too proud to ask to carpool to save gas money if anyone living In the upstate of SC wants to make a trip this weekend.

You’re reliving the life of Manti Te’o.

 

[GVF]

You’re reliving the life of Manti Te’o.

Oh snap. That's a good one.

 

[FastChad]

You’re reliving the life of Manti Te’o.

LOL, I hope not. If this goes anywhere, I’ll report back with an update.

 

[GVF]

fastchad texting jodi:

fast chad and jodi after romantic date to aaplebee's"

 

[GVF]

fastchad and jodi's wedding song:
Chuck Berry - "My Ding-a-Ling" (1972) - YouTube

 

[Tin Man]

Greenville is the happening city in SC.

 

[Tin Man]

LOL, I hope not. If this goes anywhere, I’ll report back with an update.

You will meet her. You will take selfie with her, or ask someone to take a picture of the two of you together. You will post this picture, here, whatever the outcome of your encounter.

 

[GVF]

@jodilynnsotlar

She's on Pinterest. But not so popular outside of fastchad

 

[GVF]

Greenville is the happening city in SC.

I'm dang glad you didn't say Anderson...

Greenville has been happening for a while. We went there a good bit when I lived accross the pond.

 

[FastChad]

She's on Pinterest. But not so popular outside of fastchad
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Definitely a different Jodi.

 

[Tin Man]

I'm dang glad you didn't say Anderson...

Greenville has been happening for a while. We went there a good bit when I lived accross the pond.

I met an odd fellow from Anderson in 1980. He had the ignominious distinction of being the only person ever thrown out of a seeded dive bar called The Bearded Clam.

 

[ReadCT]

I'll just leave this here...

FastChad is "60% sure Jodi is into guys"

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Mystery solved. Either Jodi did see this or someone told her about it. She has messaged me in Twitter and is going to call me tonight when she gets off her shift. The message included a detail from our conversation at the party that nobody else would have known, so I’m not being catfished.

It’s never too late to start believing in happy endings!

Awesome! I know you're very excited!




***Just don't get too excited when you hear her giggle or....

 

[volfanhill]

That’s where things get tricky. I was there as a date of the host’s sister…who isn’t returning my calls or texts at the moment.

Offer to buy them both their own Applebees appetizer. You do that and I bet you land a threesome.

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

I know Jodi, in the Biblical sense. But anything below Vida, Chivos or maybe A Dopo and she’ll cancel the date at the last second. If you really wanna impress her though, take her to Walnut Kitchen out in Maryville.

 

[McDad]

I'll just leave this here...

FastChad is "60% sure Jodi is into guys"

@FastChad
W.....tf is this ending to your post?
I think our coaches should tell this story to any recruits considering going to UT. Things just aren’t right up there.

Things aren't right in Knoxville, huh?

VN, let's get this to jigglin Jodi asap and see what sparks it generates.

 

[McDad]

I know Jodi, in the Biblical sense. But anything below Vida, Chivos or maybe A Dopo and she’ll cancel the date at the last second. If you really wanna impress her though, take her to Walnut Kitchen out in Maryville.

Is it true she can suck the meat off an Applebees riblet through a straw?

 

[FastChad]

@FastChad
W.....tf is this ending to your post?
I think our coaches should tell this story to any recruits considering going to UT. Things just aren’t right up there.

Things aren't right in Knoxville, huh?

VN, let's get this to jigglin Jodi asap and see what sparks it generates.

Not cool. Admit it. If you came down to S.C. and walked into a gender reveal for a girl that changed her mind about being a girl, you’d think the same thing I did.

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

Is it true she can suck the meat of an Applebees riblet through a straw?

Yes. She did say the riblet I gave her was on the smaller than average end in the spectrum though.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

All I have learned in this is that Clemson message boarding is a sad state of affairs.

 

[McDad]

Not cool. Admit it. If you came down to S.C. and walked into a gender reveal for a girl that changed her mind about being a girl, you’d think the same thing I did.

Transphobe!

 

[McDad]

All I have learned in this is that Clemson message boarding is a sad state of affairs.

Like FastChad's love life.

Zing!

 

[GordonC]

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