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#701
#701
TN-POSSUM said:
8. Still lives at home
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Which person drinks the most water?


Wübbenhorst suffers from diabetes insipidus, a rare disease that causes him to urinate constantly. His body cannot retain almost any of the water he drinks; fluids just run right through him. A 36-year-old who works in an architect's office, Wübbenhorst has designed a regimen that keeps him alive.Dec 26, 2017
 
#702
#702
TN-POSSUM said:
8. Still lives at home
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1. Wears crocs
-They’re comfortable and Jodie liked them, so ZFG.
2. Wears a DC belt
-It’s DG, not DC. My Dolce & Gabbana belt probably cost more than your best suit.
3. The brim of the hat isn’t curved/bent
-Tell me you’re old without telling me you’re old. How does the brim being flat prevent it from blocking the sun?
4. Clemson fan
-I’m a Tennessee fan too now. I’ll pick a primary team to root for after I get a feel for who will be better after fall camp.
5. Name is Chad
-I bet you didn’t know that Jaxson Ryker (Gunner) from WWE is really named Chad.
6. Hangs out in the zone
-I wouldn’t go that far, but this is certainly a tough crowd.
7. Has alter(s)
-Again? Even your mods disagree that I’m an alt.
8. Still lives at home
-It’s just temporary until interest rates and credit quality requirements get back to normal.
 
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#703
#703
FastChad said:
1. Wears crocs
-They’re comfortable and Jodie liked them, so ZFG.
2. Wears a DC belt
-It’s DG, not DC. My Dolce & Gabbana belt probably cost more than your best suit.
3. The brim of the hat isn’t curved/bent
-Tell me you’re old without telling me you’re old. How does the brim being flat prevent it from blocking the sun?
4. Clemson fan
-I’m a Tennessee fan too now. I’ll pick a primary team to root for after I get a feel for who will be better after fall camp.
5. Name is Chad
-I bet you didn’t know that Jaxson Ryker (Gunner) from WWE is really named Chad.
6. Hangs out in the zone
-I wouldn’t go that far, but this is certainly a tough crowd.
7. Has alter(s)
-Again? Even your mods disagree that I’m an alt.
8. Still lives at home
-It’s just temporary until interest rates and credit quality requirements get back to normal.
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Good luck with the credit thing. Just say no.
No more DG belts.
 
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#704
#704
FastChad said:
1. Wears crocs
-They’re comfortable and Jodie liked them, so ZFG.
2. Wears a DC belt
-It’s DG, not DC. My Dolce & Gabbana belt probably cost more than your best suit.
3. The brim of the hat isn’t curved/bent
-Tell me you’re old without telling me you’re old. How does the brim being flat prevent it from blocking the sun?
4. Clemson fan
-I’m a Tennessee fan too now. I’ll pick a primary team to root for after I get a feel for who will be better after fall camp.
5. Name is Chad
-I bet you didn’t know that Jaxson Ryker (Gunner) from WWE is really named Chad.
6. Hangs out in the zone
-I wouldn’t go that far, but this is certainly a tough crowd.
7. Has alter(s)
-Again? Even your mods disagree that I’m an alt.
8. Still lives at home
-It’s just temporary until interest rates and credit quality requirements get back to normal.
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9. Try to explain yourself or reason with zoners.
-That's being obtuse
 
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#707
#707
FastChad said:
If I posted the real picture, someone on here would run a reverse image search and my mom would be getting sex toys delivered on her doorstep by lunchtime and my inbox would be flooded with midget porn. I’m not going through that again. She made me eat breakfast with her pastor every day for a month after it happened the last time.
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So sex toys delivered to your doorstep is bad?👀🤣
 
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#709
#709
FastChad said:
If I posted the real picture, someone on here would run a reverse image search and my mom would be getting sex toys delivered on her doorstep by lunchtime and my inbox would be flooded with midget porn. I’m not going through that again. She made me eat breakfast with her pastor every day for a month after it happened the last time.
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So Jody is actually your mom? OH CHIT!
 
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#711
#711
FastChad said:
1. Wears crocs
-They’re comfortable and Jodie liked them, so ZFG.
2. Wears a DC belt
-It’s DG, not DC. My Dolce & Gabbana belt probably cost more than your best suit.
3. The brim of the hat isn’t curved/bent
-Tell me you’re old without telling me you’re old. How does the brim being flat prevent it from blocking the sun?
4. Clemson fan
-I’m a Tennessee fan too now. I’ll pick a primary team to root for after I get a feel for who will be better after fall camp.
5. Name is Chad
-I bet you didn’t know that Jaxson Ryker (Gunner) from WWE is really named Chad.
6. Hangs out in the zone
-I wouldn’t go that far, but this is certainly a tough crowd.
7. Has alter(s)
-Again? Even your mods disagree that I’m an alt.
8. Still lives at home
-It’s just temporary until interest rates and credit quality requirements get back to normal.
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#713
#713
FastChad said:
If I posted the real picture, someone on here would run a reverse image search and my mom would be getting sex toys delivered on her doorstep by lunchtime and my inbox would be flooded with midget porn. I’m not going through that again. She made me eat breakfast with her pastor every day for a month after it happened the last time.
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Wait. Jodi is your mother??????
 
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