Missed Connection

#784
#784
Hesitant to bump this back up, but Jodie just texted asking how I’m doing and if I have plans this weekend. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss her but responding sounds like a bad idea.

I do want to sound cool though, so any replies summarizing spring game and recruiting to give me some Vol Cred would be greatly appreciated.
 
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#785
FastChad said:
Hesitant to bump this back up, but Jodie just texted asking how I’m doing and if I have plans this weekend. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss her but responding sounds like a bad idea.

I do want to sound cool though, so any replies summarizing spring game and recruiting to give me some Vol Cred would be greatly appreciated.
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Put this chit on facebook.
 
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#788
FastChad said:
I know it’s a long shot, but I’m hoping someone here can help me out. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a girl named Jodi that had a Tennessee tattoo on her right calf. I thought she texted me her number, but my phone battery died from streaming the Clemson-Louisville basketball game over the host’s Wi-Fi. When I charged it back up, there was no text. I’m guessing that I gave her the wrong number as a result of being nervous.

Anyhow, Jodi is in her late 20’s, has black hair, dimples and giggles in a way that would melt your heart. I probably tried a little too hard to impress her while we shared a couple heaters, but I got the impression that there’s better than a 50/50 chance she’d go out with me if I asked her to go to someplace nice like Applebees.

Jodi knew a lot about all y’all’s recruiting class, so I’m guessing she hangs out here.

So, here goes nothing. If you’re reading this Jodi, I think we would make a great couple and hope you feel the same way. Hit me up and I’ll DM you the correct phone number.
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what the hell just happened?
 
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#789
FastChad said:
Not to get too far off topic, but I’m struggling to understand why everyone is bagging on Applebees. If you order a classic combo app, an order of baby back ribs, an order of riblets and a triple chocolate meltdown desert, you’re already up to $47.47 IF you have a 50% off app coupon.

This is all BEFORE you order drinks. If you only order four 21 ounce beers, that’s another $27. If you try to impress your date by being a big tipper, you’re up to almost $90.

That, by definition, is a “nice place”.
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@utvols88

What part of the cow do ribletz come from, moran?

Also, Brewtus or Appletini?
 
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FastChad said:
Hesitant to bump this back up, but Jodie just texted asking how I’m doing and if I have plans this weekend. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss her but responding sounds like a bad idea.

I do want to sound cool though, so any replies summarizing spring game and recruiting to give me some Vol Cred would be greatly appreciated.
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Whoa, Chad's back! I thought you were gone dude. The way the zoners treated you in the -nickelback appreciation thread- was pretty rough. PROTIP: They didn't mean it, so don't be timid about posting in the zone. I can tell they really like!! See how many of them are hanging around in your Pub thread!!!


Definitely respond back! Tell Jodi the VOLS look great, especially at the skill positions. And after watching the spring game, tell her Gaston Moore should be QB1, based on his stellar performance. You can also tell her the VOLS are recruiting worldwide (we just got Christian Okoye's grandson from England!!!) and the BIG ORANGE is getting much better prospects than Clemson. Also, let Jodi know you can see the writing on the wall for Dabo. Lol.



****I quoted our last conversation. I'd still like to see those drawings. Post them in here bro. 👌


FastChad said:
I partied (for multiple days) with a guy who‘s met the guy who wrote the song “Live Like You Were Dying”. It was a great story. Other cool **** happened but that’s just a glimpse into how great my weekend was.
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TN-POSSUM said:
We want details, Chad.

They say "a picture tells a thousand words". Maybe a drawing would help
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FastChad said:
I usually rank my weekends based off of the pictures I find in my phone on Monday mornings, I have an awesome refurbished iPhone 8, but I’m only saying that so you’ll understand the quality of my pictures.

Anyways, I’ll try to consolidate the best pictures into a collage to show how epic my weekend was. It might have to wait until Tuesday or Wednesday though, because I’ll probably have pretty bad shakes tomorrow. Drawing is tough.
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