More Michael Phelps drama (involving strippers, threesomes, and more pot)

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TRIED to buy more cannabis to keep HER happy.
INDULGES his fantasies with a string of beauties constantly on call for sex.
CHEWS tobacco and litters his home with foul makeshift spittoons.
LOVES to bet and yearns to be a professional poker hustler.
BLUBS at the drop of a hat and is a real mummy's boy.
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some pretty serious and slanderous accusations right there.
 
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The same tabloid that published the original bong pictures, and theres an interview with the girl on the page..I'd say they have his number lol
 
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"I never saw his medals either. He doesn't have a lot of stuff in his house. It's bare, there's no food. Just a pantry full of candy and a fridge full of beer."

Thats exactly how I would live if I were a millionaire. Phelps is my hero
 
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Michael Phelps dips!? now that's news worthy...

and he only took her to Taco Bell LOL.. im startin to like him more
 
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What the hell did she expect? She's a stripper. You take ladies to a nice dinner. You take strippers to taco bell. Right on, Phelps. A true American hero.
 
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Strippers are so messed up on so many levels. They are shocked when they aren't respected. They are shocked when they get treated like dirt by some jerk... YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES FOR A LIVING. Enjoy your bean burrito and shut up.
 
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IPorange said:
Strippers are so messed up on so many levels. They are shocked when they aren't respected. They are shocked when they get treated like dirt by some jerk... YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES FOR A LIVING. Enjoy your bean burrito and shut up.
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and dont let them try and veer off the choices of 79 cents and 99 cent value meals. You want a number 5?!!!

bam! number 5 finger knuckle sandwich..



sorry , think this is actually a quote from Dennis Rodman's book.
 
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She was upset that he doesn't take her out, yet is ok with just being a booty call. We call them sluts in America. You go to a strip club for 1 reason.....SLUTS.
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wounded mullet said:
Yes, a stripper and a cheap taco.. one and the same
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IPorange said:
Strippers are so messed up on so many levels. They are shocked when they aren't respected. They are shocked when they get treated like dirt by some jerk... YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES FOR A LIVING. Enjoy your bean burrito and shut up.
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wounded mullet said:
and dont let them try and veer off the choices of 79 cents and 99 cent value meals. You want a number 5?!!!

bam! number 5 finger knuckle sandwich..



sorry , think this is actually a quote from Dennis Rodman's book.
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Dawson said:
She was upset that he doesn't take her out, yet is ok with just being a booty call. We call them sluts in America. You go to a strip club for 1 reason.....SLUTS.
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You turds all deserve to have a daughter who strips one day. Strippers and hookers don't end up there just because they're natural whores, you know; the vast majority of them end up there because Daddy or Stepdaddy raped or abused them somehow. These are women who take their clothes off for your entertainment; hurling such misogyny at them is totally unbecoming of a gentleman. May you all end up outside a strip bar sometime soon with some burly bouncer pounding your faces into the pavement.
 
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Vercingetorix said:
You turds all deserve to have a daughter who strips one day. Strippers and hookers don't end up there just because they're natural whores, you know; the vast majority of them end up there because Daddy or Stepdaddy raped or abused them somehow. These are women who take their clothes off for your entertainment; hurling such mysogyny at them is totally unbecoming of a gentleman. May you all end up outside a strip bar sometime soon with some burly bouncer pounding your faces into the pavement.
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LOL. :lol:
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