My son just got invited to Top Gun!!!

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#30
Jhop said:
Just remember at Top Gun there are no points for second place.
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you, mister, are still dangerous, but you can be my wingman - any time. Unless..."you've lost that lovin' feelin'...whoa oh..." while "you shook my nerve and you rattled my brain."
 
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#39
you're a helluva an instinctive pilot, but if I say that, they'll see right through me.
 
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#41
IPorange said:
Too close for missiles, switching to guns.
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I'm maneuvering for a shot.

(I laugh every time I hear that one. Why not "I just depressed my thumb mic switch so I could say this and am now speaking. Next, I'll continue scanning and cross checking my instruments so as not to lose control of my aircraft. I'll follow that with a barrel roll and I'm considering a ham and cheese on rye for dinner when we get home.")
 
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#44
Hmm, you guys are reminding me of a lot of lines I forgot. I'll have to write this stuff down.

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BigPapaVol said:
I'm maneuvering for a shot.

(I laugh every time I hear that one. Why not "I just depressed my thumb mic switch so I could say this and am now speaking. Next, I'll continue scanning and cross checking my instruments so as not to lose control of my aircraft. I'll follow that with a barrel roll and I'm considering a ham and cheese on rye for dinner when we get home.")
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"I hope that waitress with the nice cleavage is working tonight. Adjusting pitch."


Have you ever read the Sea of Cortez by Steinbeck? There's a marine biologist in there that apparently recorded his field notes via stream of conscious, so intermixed with describing mollusk physiology or octopus behavior, he would describe the woman he slept with the night before and what they did.
 
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