The important thing about this latest act on the
international diplomacy stage is that dear leader
Obambi be seen by the American public as bing
strong on defense.
Dear leader has dispatched our aircraft carrier,
the USS George Washington, to the area and
frightened the NK not so dear leader, Long Dong
Gone Wrong, who has ordered a black out of the
whole country north of the 38th parallel.
On November 12th long Dong revealed a modern
plant with 2,000 brand new centerfuges with
which it is producing enough plutonium to obliterate
Disney Studios.
In a stongly worded communique the son of the NK
leader and heir apparent, Limp Dong, said that the
recently discovered fact that western capitalist pig
scientist had declared Pluto not to be a planet any
more had brought about this enlightened response
from the the world's only truly socialist paradise.
The messege read in part; "If Pluto no planet,
Mickey no mouse and reactionary running dogs
must suffer."