Next 4 games - We might lose them all.

[Anti-shunshinepumper]

Would Beard be bringing his girlfriend to Knoxville?

*Fiance....well, ex-fiance according to AI.
So that's probably a no.
Then again, he's probably got him a new bird by now, and fresh pack of wife-beaters.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

*Fiance....well, ex-fiance according to AI.
So that's probably a no.
Then again, he's probably got him a new bird by now, and fresh pack of wife-beaters.

 

[Anti-shunshinepumper]

He may have a point; I mean, what if when he got home from a hard day of work and asked her to make him a sammich, and she told him no or to make it himself?

I'd have to be in those moccasins to necessarily judge him. Know what I'm saying?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Will be a sad day when he dies.

 

[cwbytruckers]

Did I stumble into another universe

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

If he has to tell you, the joke wasn't good.

Then the joke wasn’t good

 

[Anti-shunshinepumper]

I’ll run with SFP going forward.

Bro, you already in it deep enough with that J joke.
Whatever you do, don't team up SFP.
You're going to piss them off even more. lol

 

[#1HomeGrownUTVOL]

Then the joke wasn’t good

I love that you don’t even realize you’re making this way better.

 

[SN-A-C Orange]

So we get a top 10 win on the road, and are in position to finish around the top of the sec with the league being the strongest it has ever been.. Somebody take the internet away from this guy

Shush....you don't know what is going on here!!!!

 

[GUNTERSVOL]

(It’s worth a try).

I can see how you decided to join those of the dark side with their dedication to their agenda and the volume of their posts.

 

[Golfprovol]

TBA should be turned into a championship cornhole and pickleball facility.

 

[BruisedOrange]

At this point, double digit losses seem pretty much a lock. I can see 4 more very possible losses ahead.

The way this team shoots, I can see us suffering at least two more losses in the NCAA tourney.

 

[NighthawkVol]

At LSU
Bama
At Ole Miss
South Carolina

If we can’t learn how to shoot the freaking ball soon, we may wind up with double digit regular season losses. Just pathetic!

Well played.

Is it appropriate to call our coach Regular Season Rick while complaining about regular season results? I wanna know if I’m doing Ignorant Vol Fan (IVF) correctly.

 

[volpadre]

I thought sarcasm was always supposed to be in blue font?

 

[OrangeInKy]

I thought sarcasm was always supposed to be in blue font?

No,makes it less fun.

 

[volpadre]

I see, we are finally having fun after a game

 

[vols 30]

I thought sarcasm was always supposed to be in blue font?

It is !

 

[Sudden Impact]

This Thread is missing a lot of Blue.

 

[BruisedOrange]

I thought sarcasm was always supposed to be in blue font?

For clear, interpersonal communication, yes.

For reversing the quantum-psychic mechanics of the universe, no. Always use black for that.
Why do you think primitive shamans always practice "black" magic.
They knew.

 

[volfan102455]

Did we not win yesterday?

 

[BruisedOrange]

For clear, interpersonal communication, yes.

For reversing the quantum-psychic mechanics of the universe, no. Always use black for that.
Why do you think primitive shamans always practice "black" magic.
They knew.

I know someone's going to ask, "What about if you're operating in dark mode?"

Still use black. The universe knows.

Just be sure you've turned off autocorrect--we don't want this power getting into the hands of AI's minion!

 

[VolJarhead]

We have a great coach that develops players that aren't acting like idiots. Only 1 team wins the title. If it isn't us, at least the players represent the university well and are competitive and this team has as good of a chance as anyone not named Auburn.

 

[VolsAgainstTheWorld15]

Please tell me this is a joke. There is no way you think LSU or SC is beating us.

Lighten up, Francis.

 

[deezvols]

I just came to watch people take this post seriously

 

[cncchris33]

I just came to watch people take this post seriously

Samesies