Next years South Carolina game Idea

#5
#5
Woodlawn VOL said:
I say Big Orange nation get behind promoting the worlds largest burger flipping tailgate party all around Neyland Stadium for the South Carolina game. 😆🤣GBO!!!!! Or maybe a burgers or game bird option! Ideas and takes on the idea are welcomed!
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You're confusing SC with Clemson my dude. Cool idea, but wrong team.
 
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#12
#12
If the boys are half as mad about that game as most of us fans are (and they’re probably even madder if anything) it will be a bloodbath. String that damn rooster up and slit its throat* like Neyland is a kosher butcher shop. I hope we score 70+ on them and Shane Beamer doesn’t even want to shake Heupel’s hand afterward.

*No animals were harmed in the making of this message board post.
 
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#14
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Woodlawn VOL said:
I say Big Orange nation get behind promoting the worlds largest burger flipping tailgate party all around Neyland Stadium for the South Carolina game. 😆🤣GBO!!!!! Or maybe a burgers or game bird option! Ideas and takes on the idea are welcomed!
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I want to keep it simple. I want to obliterate them from a physical & scoring standpoint (Period). I want ”Beaver Cleaver” (i.e. Shane Beamer) to be stomping up & down our sidelines In a rampage. I want him and Rattler and S.C. Players to be rendered totally helpless For 4 quarters. As a minister of the gospel, I had better stop here (Before I go to far, lol.).
 
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#15
Now listen here. I want South Carolina to suffer. I want them eviscerated. I want them gasping for air, disoriented, feeling the weight of 100,000 Tennessee fans pressing them down into a cold grave each time they step onto our field. I want to see Tennessee's cleats leaving bloody footprints everywhere as they stomp Gamecock guts up and down the length of the football field. I want the grass of Neyland watered with their tears. I want that mayo guzzling twerp walking off the field bereft of speech, bereft of hope. I want him to choke out the faintest of praise he can muster for Tennessee in the post-game press conference, knowing that what the Vols visited upon his team that day might have set South Carolina back decades. I want the annihilation to be so complete, the decimation so utter, that five generations of his progeny feel the shame of that loss each and every September 30th. And I want their fans to go to sleep each night praying that the agonizing scars of that loss might fade even the tiniest amount by the time they wake - only to awaken and despair at the permanence of their torment.

If this "world's largest burger flipping tailgate party" you propose can give me those things, then I am on board.

But in reality, I think everyone's right, you're confusing Mayo Man with the Burger Master. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So. Oh well. Live and learn - and count the days until September 30th.
 
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#21
I want to see Rattler drilled in the ground twice as much as Clemsons QB. I want to see Milton throwing long till the last tick on the clock. And I want them and everybody else to know who should have been in the final 4 this year. Not 2 Candy A$$ big 10 teams that was a joke.
 
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#24
What the heck was I thinking???? I have no earthly idea!🤷‍♂️I knew it was Clemson. Sorry for the nutty post!😆
 
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